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#1
Let's go deep fam


look up the latin word for your preferences and stick it on there


I am albasexual, parvusexual, and cantabosexual.


tell me your identity
It was my privilege
#2
blodesexual
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#5
That seems like a lot of work.
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#6
Thought this was a ETR thread at first
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#14
I got into an argument with your standard tumblr feminist the other day that was telling me how she thought a lot straight men were 'uneducated' and none of them were good in any way.
Fucking lol.

I have been called pansexual, bigender, agender and a whole host of other bullshit names.
I'm bisexual and may have slight gender atrophy disorder, in the old days it was called being camp and I'm fine with that tbh
#15
Quote by Pastafarian96
I got into an argument with your standard tumblr feminist the other day that was telling me how she thought a lot straight men were 'uneducated' and none of them were good in any way.
Fucking lol.

I have been called pansexual, bigender, agender and a whole host of other bullshit names.
I'm bisexual and may have slight gender atrophy disorder, in the old days it was called being camp and I'm fine with that tbh


Ever heard Subdivisions by Rush? That's essentially Tumblr. Good thing I am only there for the shitposts and porn.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#17
I'm pretty much straight but i'll cuddle and/or bang a dude if he's cute and cool. Don't really get off on seeing naked guys in media or fantasise though. Just the odd homo dream mixed in with all the lady stuff.

What is that?

(I thought there would be some silly web quiz to take...)
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#18
pediphilia
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
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pediphilia
i already said blodesexual
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#20
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i already said blodesexual


i know i just wanted to make that joke
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
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I have been called pansexual, bigender, agender and a whole host of other bullshit names.
I'm bisexual and may have slight gender atrophy disorder, in the old days it was called being camp and I'm fine with that tbh
One of my good friends whom I love like a sister once told me I was probably "demisexual". I of course had no idea what the fuck that meant at the time, but it's just a fancy shmancy (read: unnecessary) term that means you are a perfectly normal person who also just so happens to not want to sleep with anybody you're not emotionally bonded with, which of course means that it's not a real sexuality.

My friend, by the way, frequents Tumblr, but she doesn't nearly come close to a crazy radical feminist (even though she does consider herself a 'feminist', albeit in a more traditional, level-headed, egalitarian, non-ultraliberal sort of way, and isn't super vocal about it). I think it's the one thing that got to her, though this was about a year ago and I haven't heard anyone, including herself, use any bullshit terms in real life since (and that includes actual crazy radfems).
#22
I don't pay attention to that stuff. I do know that unlike most men, I can't look at a group of 100 girls and think to myself that I would want anything to do with any of them unless I truly honestly see myself with one, and that doesn't happen because on average from my experience, the girls IVE ENCOUNTERED aren't anything close to someone I would want to have anything to do with. The last girl I liked was able to beat me in chess, reads hundreds and hundreds of books, is a psychology major, plays or use to play all the same sports as me, and even plays a little guitar. That doesn't happen very often. Why? Idk maybe girls just dont care about anything and live inside their little fantasy land where men and their physical compliments mean more to them than earning knowledge and practicing skills. I like me a girl that can beat me at what I love. Or at least try. I don't wanna be able to out smart my lady.
#23
omg not this again

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Idk


you certainly don't
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#24
I think of sexuality/gender labels like genres

like if it's more than three words it's probably bullshit and more than two is pushing it

for example you can have, say, progressive hardcore (whatever that is). And you could have progressive post-hardcore but wtf is that? Whereas Demi-jazz Funkybeans Mittenmouthcore or Post-avant Pop Shove It is just taking the piss

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
I don't pay attention to that stuff. I do know that unlike most men, I can't look at a group of 100 girls and think to myself that I would want anything to do with any of them unless I truly honestly see myself with one, and that doesn't happen because on average from my experience, the girls IVE ENCOUNTERED aren't anything close to someone I would want to have anything to do with. The last girl I liked was able to beat me in chess, reads hundreds and hundreds of books, is a psychology major, plays or use to play all the same sports as me, and even plays a little guitar. That doesn't happen very often. Why? Idk maybe girls just dont care about anything and live inside their little fantasy land where men and their physical compliments mean more to them than earning knowledge and practicing skills. I like me a girl that can beat me at what I love. Or at least try. I don't wanna be able to out smart my lady.
Last edited by Banjocal at Oct 27, 2016,
#25
guitarxo
I certainly do. I just don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings for not being up to my standards. My way isn't the right way, but your way certainly doesn't work for me.
#26
Quote by jakesmellspoo
blodesexual


I also identify with blodesexualism.
My religion is blodism and I'm currently studying the lifestyle of blodists in blode-world countries.
#27
woman are great till you marry one of them you see the That bitch is crazy side of a woman put a ring on her finger and lock the door brother its gonna be a long night
Wise man once said, " If you ever get lost in the woods, just start jacking off someone will see you."
#28
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guitarxo
I certainly do. I just don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings for not being up to my standards. My way isn't the right way, but your way certainly doesn't work for me.
I think I've found a good way to describe your view of yourself.

This is what you want to be.



This is what you are.

#29
My view of myself is how I am. My view of reality is how it is. I know for a fact that I couldn't get along with any of the girls at the warehouse I work at. Thousands of girls all day every day. None of them look appealing. I don't just think a girl is hot because of her looks. Looks describe the algorithms of the inside. The universe describes its own formulas in its geometry. When I think a girl is pretty I know for a fact I think she's smart. I've never found an ugly girl smart and a pretty girl dumb. They're the same concept with different characteristics. You ever look at a girls face and then her boobs and other junk? There are distinct similarities. Personality dictates physical appearance. Thus to end my lecture of the psychology of genetics, when I say I don't like any girls it's because I don't like any girls. Not because you on UG told me I'm stupid lol why do people gotta argue with me?
#30
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
My view of myself is how I am. My view of reality is how it is. I know for a fact that I couldn't get along with any of the girls at the warehouse I work at. Thousands of girls all day every day. None of them look appealing. I don't just think a girl is hot because of her looks. Looks describe the algorithms of the inside. The universe describes its own formulas in its geometry. When I think a girl is pretty I know for a fact I think she's smart. I've never found an ugly girl smart and a pretty girl dumb. They're the same concept with different characteristics. You ever look at a girls face and then her boobs and other junk? There are distinct similarities. Personality dictates physical appearance. Thus to end my lecture of the psychology of genetics, when I say I don't like any girls it's because I don't like any girls. Not because you on UG told me I'm stupid lol why do people gotta argue with me?


All these words just to say you're gay.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#31
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
My view of reality is how it is.
But we don't view reality as it is; we perceive a distorted interpretation of the light reflected off the physical objects in reality
#32
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
I know for a fact that I couldn't get along with any of the girls at the warehouse I work at.
i wonder why that is
#33
Maybe I've had sex so many times that I don't feel the need to interact with girls on that level any more. I've grown up and am looking for someone intelligent that I can trust to raise my baby. I don't need to prove I have a big dick or can make a girl cum or any of that elementary bullshit high schoolers think about when they have sex. I just want to settle down with someone that can learn with me. But go ahead, call me gay. I bet it makes you feel good.
#35
Banjocal
We have other methods of measuring reality that doesn't involve the reflection of photons off of another mass. Gravitational waves are a thing remember?
#36
Polygendered, a-romantic, French bulldog-kin. Despite my kin type, my fursona is a Boston terrier, as they are a superior dog, even though they look similar. Remember, kin types and fursonas are independent entities. One is my actual identity, the other is fantasy. I am also self diagnosed with fibro myalgia, Cronic depression, self harm, and colour-blindness. I am also part of a multiple system, and my head mates are as follows: Jonathan, Luke Skywalker, Suzie, a 21 year old guy, Jarquandalisha, and John Wayne Gacy.
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#37
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Let's go deep fam


look up the latin word for your preferences and stick it on there


I am albasexual, parvusexual, and cantabosexual.


tell me your identity





Stewisexual swankin. Sup, you post here often?

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#38
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Maybe I've had sex so many times that I don't feel the need to interact with girls on that level any more. I've grown up and am looking for someone intelligent that I can trust to raise my baby. I don't need to prove I have a big dick or can make a girl cum or any of that elementary bullshit high schoolers think about when they have sex. I just want to settle down with someone that can learn with me. But go ahead, call me gay. I bet it makes you feel good.
as if a gay person would ever have so little self awareness like nah mate i was thinking more about how you have the personality of a bowl cut
#39
Quote by K33nbl4d3
you have the personality of a bowl cut
oh i am using this insult in the future
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