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#1


jrcsgtpeppers said he's better at guitar than me. I accept the challenge. Since he's the challenger, he must post something first, I'll reply with something in the same style. After we get some entries I'll make a poll.

Here's an appetizer.


Hydra Edit;

jeez right ok I guess this will require some moderation
seeing as it's such a legitimately important event that matters and isn't cringey enough already
and you guys somehow cant organise a head-cuttin in a guitar forum

jrcsgtpeppers it is clear you boasted of your guitar skills and admonished JustRooster as the inferior musician. JR has sought to publicly set the record straight.
You are clearly both as prideful as you are talented. The brave shall put their musical skills to the test, the meek will be banned.

You must each record yourself performing a piece of music over an excerpt of the attached backing track, a performance anywhere from 1:00 to 1:40 seconds in length, either composed or improvised.

Chosen for it's relative simplicity without being mind-numbingly boring, with no known preference for either contestant's style;



A track chosen by an impartial third-party is the only way to be fair


You have until I decide to close this thread to record a musical reply
Either of you can bow out by declaring the other as superior and apologizing, failing that yr banned
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#2
This reads off exactly as the infamous Navy SEAL copypasta except this is real.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#3
You should both tab Dive In by Pierce The Veil and see whos tab is most accurate

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

bring back UG classic
#4
Go peppers, whoop his little pussy ass ?
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#5
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You should both tab Dive In by Pierce The Veil and see whos tab is most accurate


Nooo, it should be Le Toit Du Monde by Gorguts, give 'em a harmonic nightmare to disentangle.
o()o

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#7
something something dank memes
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#8
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something something dank memes


o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#9
goddamn, the man needs to smoke a lil bud and chill the FUCK out

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
Quote by Xiaoxi
goddamn, the man needs to smoke a lil bud and chill the FUCK out
I have a sneaking suspicion that an abundance of said bud might be the cause of his (ahem) unique thinking patterns.

EpiExplorer
pls no
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#11
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I have a sneaking suspicion that an abundance of said bud might be the cause of his (ahem) unique thinking patterns.

EpiExplorer
pls no


o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#13
peppers sucks at guitar harder than he sucks on his bong
Check out my band Disturbed
#14
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peppers sucks at guitar harder than he sucks on his bong


That's prime mudslingin' thur sarge
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#16
ooft shots fired, hows rooster going to respond
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#18
lbr he's just gonna post the most god awful guitar wank and say you lost if you post anything that isn't as vapid and cringe inducing


Volimo vas, brda tvrda i stravične vaše klance

Koji nikad ne poznaše sramotnoga ropstva lance.


#19
I feel like were all the losers in this really
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#20
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I feel like were all the losers in this really


Who were losers beefy? (◕ ͜ʖ◕)
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#21
was really hoping this would be one of those "guess which user said what" threads

this is good enough though
superman is killing himself tonight
#22
Quote by JamSessionFreak
lbr he's just gonna post the most god awful guitar wank and say you lost if you post anything that isn't as vapid and cringe inducing
As if he can compete in AND ref the battle.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#25
in on dick size comparing wank-fest


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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


https://soundcloud.com/95dank

#26
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Air horn)

I'll get the MT people to judge.
"There are two styles of music. Good music and bad music." -Duke Ellington

"If you really think about it, the guitar is a pointless instrument." - Robert Fripp
#27
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nobody wins
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Hail isn't too edgy for posts, posts are not edgy enough for Hail.


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You win. I'm done here.
#28
I feel like this is just a guitar version of when soundcloud niggas be like "AY BRUH MY MIXTAPE GOT MO FIYA DAN DIS NIGGA HERE!"
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#29
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#35
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
this has no groove

it's like the final 20 seconds of a street fighter stage
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
Quote by Jet Penguin
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Air horn)

I'll get the MT people to judge.
can we have the only judge be jrf
superman is killing himself tonight
#38
idk why peppers wants to fight all the time i probably smoke as much as him and i never want to fight anybody

with gutars or otherwise
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~