#1
Found what appears to be a fake profile here on UG and I couldn't help but laugh at the "interests"

Ukulele's are instruments too! Equal rights for Ukuleleists!
#2
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#5
The Flea from RPHC
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#6
My favourite movie is also Guitar
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#7
Guitar Lessons is a pretty good movie tbf. There's a lot of tension on b string after e string breaks. There's a powerful message about friendship and working together and junk.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Joshua Garcia I'm gonna have to go and watch it, do you know if it's coming out on DVD anytime soon?
Ukulele's are instruments too! Equal rights for Ukuleleists!
#9
Currently my favourite bassist is Joe Lester.

o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#10
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Guitar Lessons is a pretty good movie tbf. There's a lot of tension on b string after e string breaks. There's a powerful message about friendship and working together and junk.
tbf? Too busy fucking?
#11
Tbf = to be fair
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
lmao huu hud smdh
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
Quote by Kaseke
Laughing my ass off, hit you up, hope you die, shaking my damn head?


No its

lol my ass, ogod, hello uncle urchin hello uncle dicksworth suck my dick homey
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#19
I got banned, apparently for life, from my favorite bass forum, TalkBass, for asserting that Short-Scale basses were "a compromise".

That's it. That's all I said and it apparently was enough to get me the boot.


I didn't even go as far as stating the obvious... that Short-Scale basses are usually played by huge-big-fat-guys with little hands and little dicks.
Last edited by wrs840 at Oct 29, 2016,
#24
Click on Go Advanced in the top right of the Post reply box, click on the yellow square with shapes in it, just put the URL in between the code it generates.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#26
Quote by chrismendiola
None, because bass is literally pointless.

Sure, if you like empty, droll sounds
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#28
Quote by Kaseke
Why not just use tbh? Does it undermine the meaning of the sentence? Why do we have so many different acronyms these days
to be fair and to be honest are different things

one is fair and one is honest
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Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#30
Slap bass is awful, I will admit that
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day