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See title.
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#2
I don't want to.

peace be with you.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
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I don't want to.

peace be with you.
God bless you.
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Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#4
I'm about to go to a Halloween party, funky stuff
Today I introduced myself
to my own feelings
#5
i just came home from a regular everyday type party and im also drunk as fuck. tomorrow is halloween party and i expect i'll be completely fucking retarded after that one. my question to you is why are you such a pussy and how do you live with yourself?
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#9
are you sleeping now baby wolfie?
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#10
do you like me?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#12
Wow, I do not recall posting this.
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What did you dress up as
It was a themed party. The friends of mine that organized it are huge Harry Potter fans so we all dressed up as our respective houses according to Pottermore. My costume was really basic; I had a white shirt and blue tie.
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It was a themed party. The friends of mine that organized it are huge Harry Potter fans so we all dressed up as our respective houses according to Pottermore. My costume was really basic; I had a white shirt and blue tie.


Oh. A Harry Potter party.

No opportunity for blackface costumes then. Smart move. I like the way your friends think.
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Oh. A Harry Potter party.

No opportunity for blackface costumes then. Smart move. I like the way your friends think.
Next year, maybe.
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#15
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Oh. A Harry Potter party.

No opportunity for blackface costumes then. Smart move. I like the way your friends think.
Racist! Implying that there are no people of colour at Hogwarts.
#16
How many Harley Quinns did you see and why was it over 12 of them?
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do you wipe sitting down or standing up?


Hybrid?


Thoughts on Jerry Lynn?
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#20
you don't sound drunk

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#21
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you don't sound drunk

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Legit thats my biggest pet peave cause all of those guys are pretending.


If youre that drunk you wouldnt be able to login and post, let alone type a shitty sentence with keys that arent even near the letter needed to spell a word right.


It was like a buddy of mine that pretended to pass out at a party. So I took his wallet and he 'magically' revived and was coherent.
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#22
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How many Harley Quinns did you see and why was it over 12 of them?
None because people generally followed the theme. One of my buddies who is a Star Wars fan did choose a lightsaber as a "wand" however, which I thought was hilarious.
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Hybrid?
^

I also sometimes wet the paper if a sink is nearby.
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Thoughts on Jerry Lynn?
I don't know who that is but I do love Jeff Lynne.

Okay according to my research Jerry Lynn is a wrestler. My opinion of him is that I think long hair is cool.
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Wasn't the only black dude that minstry guy?

Hogwarts so white it's voting Trump nawmean?
I think there's a black student, in the movies at least, plus Harry's first love interest is Chinese. Also, the Weasleys definitely have some Irish lineage considering their red hair, and an ethnic slur for the Irish is "white n*****", so I guess that sort of counts.
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I'm not anymore. I do have difficulty typing when I'm drunk however, but I'm still usually pedantic when it comes to correcting my typos.
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Legit thats my biggest pet peave cause all of those guys are pretending.


If youre that drunk you wouldnt be able to login and post, let alone type a shitty sentence with keys that arent even near the letter needed to spell a word right.
I don't log out from my accounts because I'm the only person who regularly uses my computer
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It was like a buddy of mine that pretended to pass out at a party. So I took his wallet and he 'magically' revived and was coherent.
You just reminded me that I legitimately took out my wallet and handed it to my friend before walking away for no reason last night. She thankfully didn't take anything from it which means I have good friends.
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I don't log out from my accounts


same

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Were the Hermiones hot?
I don't think anyone dressed up as Hermione. But I have pretty friends, so probably.

M00NAGEDAYDREAM By "accounts" I mean on all websites.
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#26
Did you at any point get up on a table to sing a provocative rendition of Janis Joplin's 'Ball and Chain?'
#27
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Did you at any point get up on a table to sing a provocative rendition of Janis Joplin's 'Ball and Chain.'
No, because the table we had was just a free-moving glass pane on legs and while helping to set up, the hostess' boyfriend and I tried moving it and damn near broke it, if it weren't for the fact she was there to warn us (it had a tablecloth on it, so we didn't notice).

My friends and I did sing improvised and purposely out-of-tune Christmas carols vocal jazz-style in the car on the way there though. Also, on the glass table, we played Beer Quidditch and I lost one game to Hufflepuff and won one against Gryffindor (although in the latter case my teammate was a Slytherin and I'm a Ravenclaw... so I guess it didn't count as part of the tournament).
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#28
what did you drink?

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#29
Homemade butter beer (which is really good but waaaaayyyyy too sweet; I couldn't finish the small cup I had), homemade pumpkin juice (which is interesting), cheap red wine, Jagermeister (which I tasted for the first time... it's horrendous), vodka (as part of a drinking game a friend of mine made involving cards -- vodka is also horrendous but by now everyone should know that) and Sambuca (which we kept in our mouths and then lit on fire before swallowing... that was awesome and also Sambuca is delicious).

At no point during the night did I drink water.

Immediately after I typed that last sentence, I had to run to the bathroom to dry heave.
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#30
I'm planning on making butter beer for Thanksgiving

Need to find a good recipe though
My God, it's full of stars!
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I'm planning on making butter beer for Thanksgiving

Need to find a good recipe though


When's the last time you read through the series?
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#33
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Like 2-3 months ago, why?


Just thinking about rereading them for the first time in a long while. Just wanna see if other peeps my age are still enjoying them now that they are older.

Favorite book?
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#34
I just came back from a bathroom break and I said "dang, that's not a color I want my poop to be". That is, greyish green.
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Favorite book?
Probably Flowers for Algernon.
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#35
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Wasn't the only black dude that minstry guy?

Hogwarts so white it's voting Trump nawmean?
Nah as Wolfinator said there was a black student (probably just the token one tbf) and I think there were a couple of Indian girls too who were twins. Harry and Ron took them as dates to the ball in Goblet of Fire.
#36
I'm going to a party tonight. What did you do/not do that you regret so I can do/not do that tonight?
#37
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I'm going to a party tonight. What did you do/not do that you regret so I can do/not do that tonight?



this.


asking for a friend.
#38
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Nah as Wolfinator said there was a black student (probably just the token one tbf) and I think there were a couple of Indian girls too who were twins. Harry and Ron took them as dates to the ball in Goblet of Fire.
That's true! I forgot about them.
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I'm going to a party tonight. What did you do/not do that you regret so I can do/not do that tonight?
Drink. I feel like shit and I've been spending the last two hours Googling questions about alcohol consumption, poisoning, and metabolizing. I don't even know if my body is alcohol-free yet and for the very first time of my life am seriously considering not drinking ever again.

Also, kissed a dude on the cheek and forgot a guy I've known for a year's name.
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#39
flowers for algernon almost made me tear up

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#40
has she sucked your cock while fucking her in the ass?

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