#3
Those damn commies! Why don't they play a proper American instrument, like - er, ... er.....

I love how the second video makes it look like the banjo neck curves back... (maybe the truss rod is melting because he's playing so fast )
#4
Clawhammer is for dorks.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#5
don't diss the clawhammer and sickle

we have nothing but our strings to break, we have everything to gain

banjo playing commies of the world unite
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