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#1
From the OP who brought you "would you hit a guy with glasses"



I would if she was sassy like this.
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#2
i think she's pretty funny i would date her
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#3
If she could still fuck then yea

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#4
no my true love is jesus and he has a healing factor
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#5
From the OP who brought you "would you hit a guy with glasses" twice brings you this thread for a question he already asked.

It's funny 'cause I've been watching Buzzfeed all day, and I still am.
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#9
Nope
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A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

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#10
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Nope
kys ableist scum
they're coming to take me away
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#12
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#13
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#14
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If she could still fuck then yea


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#15
Only if she's also deaf and blind

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#16
I'd have to just roll with it and see where it goes
#17
Wouldn't matter what her name was, she's going in my phone as "Wheels"
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#19
I had a tinder date with a girl in a wheelchair. She had Cerebral Palsy.

She was actually pretty awesome
Today I introduced myself
to my own feelings
#22
jfc she is obnoxious


but yes, no, maybe, iunno, can you repeat the question?

oh wait you already did


Volimo vas, brda tvrda i stravične vaše klance

Koji nikad ne poznaše sramotnoga ropstva lance.


#24
for srs tho wheelchairs are fun af


Volimo vas, brda tvrda i stravične vaše klance

Koji nikad ne poznaše sramotnoga ropstva lance.


#26
agre

When I was in high school they had this thing where an olympic basketballer who was in a wheelchair came to our school to tell his story, and then we all played wheelchair basketball. Shit was fun
Today I introduced myself
to my own feelings
#27
Why does that video assume that I'd be afraid to ask those questions? Does that youtube channel want to fight, bro?
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#28
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agre

When I was in high school they had this thing where an olympic basketballer who was in a wheelchair came to our school to tell his story, and then we all played wheelchair basketball. Shit was fun

We had this day in elementary school where a bunch of people with disabilities came by to talk about their lives and to gives us an indication of what it was like. So there were like obstacle courses with blindfolds and games where we had to read lips and all that.

And then there was a wheelchair race. Holy shit that was fun.
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A duck whose name is Alfred Kwak
#29
If the person is cool and all, why not.
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#30
You think it will stop them leaving you, but it doesn't.



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Why does that video assume that I'd be afraid to ask those questions? Does that youtube channel want to fight, bro?

Because that face she's pulling in the thumbnail is actually what she looks like when her face is at rest.
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#31
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lol no

Said the guy perpetually on crutches. I'd be surprised if you haven't spent some time on a wheelchair. ??
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#32
"What's the problem?"

Can you do doggystyle?


"well no"


There it is
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#34
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"What's the problem?"

Can you do doggystle?


"well no"


There it is

but if she was into bondage it wouldn't matter because you could tie her to a rack or something
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Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
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#35
Can she wipe her own ass? If not that would be a deal breaker for sure.

If she can then
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#36
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but if she was into bondage it wouldn't matter because you could tie her to a rack or something



yeah, i'm sure someone who is bound to a chair for the rest of their life loves the idea of being tied up and physically restrained.
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#37
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yeah, i'm sure someone who is bound to a chair for the rest of their life loves the idea of being tied up and physically restrained.

well that's a deal breaker then
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Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#38
Probs not but ayyyy lmao
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#39
Yeah, I would. Wouldn't bother me.

Surely it's the same as if you're current s/o was to suddenly find themselves wheelchair bound - would you suddenly dump them just for that reason? If you would, you're a prick. Not saying it'd be easy, but you'd still want to be with them.
#40
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wheelchair bound


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