#1
In honor of rapture's favorite holiday, we will make lame Halloween jokes directed at him. For example:

Hey Lyle,
Why can't the boy ghost have babies?

Because he has a Hollow weenie.

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#2
Hey Lyle, wanna hear a joke about a ghost?

That's the spirit.
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#3
Instead of a thread you should invite me out for halloween that would be the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me

#MakeASadboisHalloween2017

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#4
Hey Lyle,

What is a ghosts favourite pie?
Booberry pie!
Today I introduced myself
to my own feelings
#5
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In honor of rapture's favorite holiday, we will make lame Halloween jokes directed at him. For example:

Hey Lyle,
Why can't the boy ghost have babies?

Because he died before he could even ejaculate and is now forever trapped in spermless limbo?
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#6
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Because he died before he could even ejaculate and is now forever trapped in spermless limbo?


um


Hey Lyle

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party

He had no body to dance with.

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#7
Because he's too embarrassed on account of the horrible stench of death he gives off?
Or just because he doesn't have muscles?
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#8
*knock knock*
Who's there?
*knock knock*

(it's a poltergeist)
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#9
What's the difference between Lyle and a ghost?

At least some people believe in ghosts.
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#10
What's the difference between Halloween candy and Dive In by Pierce the Veil?

People actually want Halloween candy
Today I introduced myself
to my own feelings
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#11
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What's the difference between Lyle and a ghost?

At least some people believe in ghosts.


brutal sad boy exacerbation.
o()o

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#12
What's the difference between Lyle and a skeleton?

~10 lbs
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#13
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What's the difference between Lyle and a skeleton?

~10 lbs
Reminds me of another, non-Halloween-related joke.

What's the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a regular soprano?

Give or take, about 100 pounds.
#15
Scariest part of Halloween for Lyle?


Waking up and looking in the mirror
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#16
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Scariest part of Halloween for Lyle?


Waking up and looking in the mirror


* the fear of missing out on a good time and crippling loneliness

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#17
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* the fear of missing out on a good time and crippling loneliness


I feel like both answers can go hand in hand.
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#18
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I feel like both answers can go hand in hand.


Nah I like getting up and looking at myself in the mirror I feel very confident and #bodyposi

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#19
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Nah I like getting up and looking at myself in the mirror I feel very confident and #bodyposi


I believe you, you get it homeboy
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#20
Have an extra lame Halloween boyo

Hey Lyle, how does a girl vampire flirt ?

She bats her eyes
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#22
Hey Lyle,
What do you call a witch at the beach

a sand witch

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#23
Where does Witch Con take place?


Witchita, Kansas
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#24
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Instead of a thread you should invite me out for halloween that would be the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me

#MakeASadboisHalloween2017

But then I'd have to go to fucking Norwich or where ever it is you live these days

I feel like I've had this conversation with you before but I don't remember the outcome
#25
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But then I'd have to go to fucking Norwich or where ever it is you live these days

I feel like I've had this conversation with you before but I don't remember the outcome


Cambridge which is much nicer

We can dress up as Kirk and Spock

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#28
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Is it a wah pedal?
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#29
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Do Cambridge students just dress up as themselves?


they just grab a twig and call themselves "harry potter students"

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#30
What's the difference between a graveyard and Lyle's bedroom?

There are girls that are into the idea of having sex in a graveyard.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#32
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What's the difference between a graveyard and Lyle's bedroom?

There are girls that are into the idea of having sex in a graveyard.

Lyle doesn't take grayscale pictures of his bedroom.
#33
What's the difference between Lyle and the Browns?

At least the Browns scored a couple of times this year.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#34
Theo I have reported you for sustained harassment enjoy your ban x

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#35
What's the difference between Lyle and a fancy party?

A fancy party has some cheese to go with all the whine.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#36
What's the difference between Lyle and the Great Pumpkin?

You have to wait all night for the Great Pumpkin to come. With Lyle, you only have to wait 30 seconds.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.