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#1
Founded this day in 1993 with the implementation of the Maastricht treaty. May you long hate each other in Brussels rather than on the battlefield.
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#2
happy birthday eu

ay watup jackal
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#4
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i miss eu
tfw eu is like our awkward ex now
#5
Hi Burg. Hope all is good man.
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#6
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tfw eu is like our awkward ex now


Nah it's more like we're a divorced couple and Britain is sleeping on the sofa until it finally gets around to moving out.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#7
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Nah it's more like we're a divorced couple and Britain is sleeping on the sofa until it finally gets around to moving out.

You know that thing we've got going with Canada now? Yeah, that was going on for a long time.
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#8
u_u
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#11
I voted leave so I can't wish it a happy birthday

See you in hell, EU. Or something.
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#12
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I voted leave so I can't wish it a happy birthday

See you in hell, EU. Or something.


i hate you

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#14
i hate the voter and the referendum

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#16
But what good would a proposed EU army be if there weren't even any nice wars to fight in?
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#17
happy birthday eu we have our differences but you're still gr8





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#18
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But what good would a proposed EU army be if there weren't even any nice wars to fight in?

Sappers, mainly.
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#19
Semi-related to EU business, Maastricht is a great place and you should all visit it.
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#20
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Semi-related to EU business, Maastricht is a great place and you should all visit it.


if you let me crash, I'll come

get back in touch with dutch roots, try to find that obscure record shop in amsterdam
o()o

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#21
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if you let me crash, I'll come

get back in touch with dutch roots, try to find that obscure record shop in amsterdam

I can give you my tiny couch, but it's a 4 hour train ride to Maastricht (2 to Amsterdam)

Also, my tiny couch is tiny
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#24
i don't





















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#25
Europe was better as a pile of rubble. Have another world war just so we can bail you out again you ungrateful Euros.
#26
More like EWho
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
#27
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Europe was better as a pile of rubble. Have another world war just so we can bail you out again you ungrateful Euros.

You guys have the French to thank for your freedom
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#29
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But what good would a proposed EU army be if there weren't even any nice wars to fight in?

Guerilla warfare can make any place exciting, I guess.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
#30
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT.
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If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#31
Happy birthday EU, please don't invite Britain to the party and then claim to its face there was none while eating your cake in a room full of balloons.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#33
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BREXIT MEANS BREXIT.


BACON MEANS BACON TOO
o()o

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#36
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I say we start a World Union.
The WU.
Would you call this union zesty? Is it clan-like?
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#37
Call it the global union so it can be GU or Goo
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#39
Happy Birthday EU. Congratulations with signing CETA as well. Fuck those Wallonian bastards.


...But don't sign TTIP.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#40
I hate to be "that guy" but countries need to take care of their people before any refugees especially considering that such refugees have elevated rates of violent crime. In short, religion screws something up again.
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