Christmas gifts - Harmless celebration of family and friendship or nefarious scheme to manipulate emotions?

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#3
*snickers nefariously *

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#6
I don't even celebrate Christmas so it's just an annoyance tbh. I like getting some people presents to surprise them, but definitely not every single one of my friends every year at the same time
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#7
Most of my mates just buy each other booze at Christmas, or random crap that's related to an in-joke or something.

I mean, once your friends kids start turning school age, they've got more to worry about than shopping for and wrapping presents for a bunch of guys who are fine just meeting in a pub and buying a couple of rounds each. Which, under those circumstances, is tricky enough to arrange.
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#8
Nefarious scheme to indoctrinate children to the kindergarten of Communism, for sure.


"Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about."
#9
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It's a ploy by kyepitelizm to stay alive and well and control the masses.


okay pavlick
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#11
Christmas is only about the presents and the vacation time,
nobdy fuks wit jesus no mo

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#12
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I don't even celebrate Christmas so it's just an annoyance tbh. I like getting some people presents to surprise them, but definitely not every single one of my friends every year at the same time

Ugh
#14
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#17
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The holidays I celebrate are way better

So why do you have to be annoyed by other people celebrating their holidays? This is the same shit with the Euros Eurowhining about Halloween and trick or treating
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#19
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So why do you have to be annoyed by other people celebrating their holidays? This is the same shit with the Euros Eurowhining about Halloween and trick or treating


I'm not. I'm annoyed when I am automatically expected to participate and can't get out of it because other people have already bought me presents and I do not wish to alienate them. I actually prefer Christmas to Halloween fwiw.
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#20
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I'm not. I'm annoyed when I am automatically expected to participate and can't get out of it because other people have already bought me presents and I do not wish to alienate them.

I literally don't know anyone like this maybe you just know shitty people