#1
And wish Franc a happy birthday!

Feliz cumpleaños!

Or as they say in Portugal:
"Fuck you, I'm not Spanish, you dick."
I'll sing you a story of a duck
A duck whose name is Alfred Kwak
#2
Who?

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

bring back UG classic
#3
Hbd Grabowski

That's what autocorrect put for Francisco btw
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
happy birthday frankowillo
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#7
Quote by ElMaco
happy birthday frankowillo


I got you this




But I don't have your address, so I'll just chuck it in this here woodchipper.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#8
Happy birthday Franc!
🍗🎹🎶🎼🎧🎤🎮👾🎸🎨🎷⚽️🎱🏁🎺🎻🍮🍰🍪📱👻🐔🐣🐥🐤🐽🐷💀👽💩💸🚽👻
#10
Quote by UltimateGuizar
I hope you get well soon franc.
Happy b day

My initial reaction was "wait, he's sick?" and it took me about half an hour before I got the joke
I'll sing you a story of a duck
A duck whose name is Alfred Kwak
#11
that's sick man
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Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall
Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#14
happy birthday franc
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#18
Fuck you, I'm not a dick, you Spaniard.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#19
I have a source that tells me Portuguese people are really fake Spanish people.
Free Ali
#20
Quote by chrismendiola
I have a source that tells me Portuguese people are really fake Spanish people.



...who sit around and Basque in the sun all day
#21
oh shet

here franc, i got you some para-nitrobenzaldehyde



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