Scientific curiosity is murder. Worms out for Dave. Uh... My worm is way bigger, put me on the news.

Nah, none of those are any good.
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HMMM I wonder if he is related to Earthworm Jim from the 1994 Sega Genesis game?

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Scientific curiosity is murder. Worms out for Dave. Uh... My worm is way bigger, put me on the news.

Nah, none of those are any good.

OH, wait, I've got it.

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Rip Dave
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
RIP Dave (the worm)
I love worms of the armageddon kind.

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"um...how did Dave die?"
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
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Couldn't they just keep it alive until it died naturally or something ?

Honest question.

Well, the scientists may have been worried that the worm would suffer from performance anxiety and shrink when exposed to public view.
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"Natural History Museum scientist Emma Sherlock said she was "bowled over" by Dave's size"

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Damn. I was expecting it to be like 12 ft or something. Fucking lame as shit.
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