Poll: Best Pumpkin 2k16
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1
40 30%
2
5 4%
3
22 17%
4
6 5%
5
1 1%
6
8 6%
7
4 3%
8
12 9%
9
1 1%
10
11 8%
11
22 17%
Voters: 132.
#1
UG PUMPKIN CARVING VOTING THREAD



Welcome to the most important vote you will cast all week.
We have a decent harvest of creativity this year, a range of variously qualified pumpkins. Some are obnoxious orange faces filled with hot air, others are haunting demons or artistic creations. I'm fairly sure one of them is cheese.

I am assured that this first pumpkin will accept the outcome of this vote... if it wins.

1
Sashki


2
Well-Hung


3
Hydra150


4
DukeDeRox



5
RAB11



6
theguitarist



7
Ultimate-Slash



8
Unossofrus



9
K'Nuckles



10
Chev311e



11
UltimateGuizar




This thread will stay open until Wednesday (9th) night. Perhaps we'll have the winner announced on the UG front page. Get voting

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#2
1 is great but I also really like 8.

I can't tell who 6 and 9 are supposed to be though.

Decisions will be considered.


Voted 8 btw.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 6, 2016,
#4
Quote by Joshua Garcia

I can't tell who 6 and 9 are supposed to be though.

6 is Neil Gaiman's Death



9 is an artistic imagining of the other half of Lyle's face, horribly disfigured



he made excuses for it's shitness in the thread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
11.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#7
There are so many good submissions, but ultimately I voted for the Donald.
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Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#8
4 is simple and to the point, conveying itself without need of complicated methods

go 4

or the last one because really fuck sashki luv u bbs
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#9
5 for possible poland ball

poland can into pumpkin
o()o

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#10
There's a lot of good ones. I'm most split between 3, 7, 10, 11 but I'm leaning towards 7. I'm reserving my vote for now

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#11
the overwhelming public support for the Trumpkin is surely a bad omen
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#12
1 is the most technical

3 is a great theme
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#13
Quote by Hydra150
the overwhelming public support for the Trumpkin is surely a bad omen


how the hell is trump winning

is what I'll say in a couple days

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#15
i voted duke obv
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
I'm sad people are voting for the joke answer.


#8 is truly a scary one, great job.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#19
Still better than Gary's, apparently.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
If I don't win I will tear this whole place apart brick by brick
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#24
5 deserves a sticker for participation.
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#27
Quote by JustRooster
I'm sad people are voting for the joke answer.


#8 is truly a scary one, great job.


8 is gr8
My God, it's full of stars!
#28
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I'm still an undecided voter


But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
How does it feel to be competing against your bestie?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#33
That's implying that 1.) one of you lose to the other, making them a total loser, and 2.) you both wear the same size.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
I already have my own UG shirt, thank you very much.
Package was written in Russian and everything.
It wasn't my size though so I gave it to my mom.

I should ask zappp if he can maybe send me another one.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 8, 2016,
#36
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(but replace 'democratic socialist jew' with alcoholic Hispanic anarchist)
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#38
oh right

I hope you're all happy now

you fucked it, America
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do