Poll: Best Pumpkin 2k16
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View poll results: Best Pumpkin 2k16
1
40 30%
2
5 4%
3
22 17%
4
6 5%
5
1 1%
6
8 6%
7
4 3%
8
12 9%
9
1 1%
10
11 8%
11
22 17%
Voters: 132.
#1
UG PUMPKIN CARVING VOTING THREAD



Welcome to the most important vote you will cast all week.
We have a decent harvest of creativity this year, a range of variously qualified pumpkins. Some are obnoxious orange faces filled with hot air, others are haunting demons or artistic creations. I'm fairly sure one of them is cheese.

I am assured that this first pumpkin will accept the outcome of this vote... if it wins.

1
Sashki


2
Well-Hung


3
Hydra150


4
DukeDeRox



5
RAB11



6
theguitarist



7
Ultimate-Slash



8
Unossofrus



9
K'Nuckles



10
Chev311e



11
UltimateGuizar




This thread will stay open until Wednesday (9th) night. Perhaps we'll have the winner announced on the UG front page. Get voting

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
Quote by Joshua Garcia

I can't tell who 6 and 9 are supposed to be though.

6 is Neil Gaiman's Death



9 is an artistic imagining of the other half of Lyle's face, horribly disfigured



he made excuses for it's shitness in the thread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
There are so many good submissions, but ultimately I voted for the Donald.
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Listening to: Stevie Wonder


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#8
4 is simple and to the point, conveying itself without need of complicated methods

go 4

or the last one because really fuck sashki luv u bbs
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#9
5 for possible poland ball

poland can into pumpkin
o()o

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#10
There's a lot of good ones. I'm most split between 3, 7, 10, 11 but I'm leaning towards 7. I'm reserving my vote for now

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#11
the overwhelming public support for the Trumpkin is surely a bad omen
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#12
1 is the most technical

3 is a great theme

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


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#13
Quote by Hydra150
the overwhelming public support for the Trumpkin is surely a bad omen


how the hell is trump winning

is what I'll say in a couple days

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#15
i voted duke obv
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
I'm sad people are voting for the joke answer.


#8 is truly a scary one, great job.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#20
If I don't win I will tear this whole place apart brick by brick
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#24
5 deserves a sticker for participation.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#27
Quote by JustRooster
I'm sad people are voting for the joke answer.


#8 is truly a scary one, great job.


8 is gr8
My God, it's full of stars!
#28
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
I'm still an undecided voter


But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#35
I already have my own UG shirt, thank you very much.
Package was written in Russian and everything.
It wasn't my size though so I gave it to my mom.

I should ask zappp if he can maybe send me another one.
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 8, 2016,
#36
Quote by whywefight




(but replace 'democratic socialist jew' with alcoholic Hispanic anarchist)
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#38
oh right

I hope you're all happy now

you fucked it, America
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do