Poll: Best Pumpkin 2k16
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View poll results: Best Pumpkin 2k16
1
40 30%
2
5 4%
3
22 17%
4
6 5%
5
1 1%
6
8 6%
7
4 3%
8
12 9%
9
1 1%
10
11 8%
11
22 17%
Voters: 132.
#1
UG PUMPKIN CARVING VOTING THREAD



Welcome to the most important vote you will cast all week.
We have a decent harvest of creativity this year, a range of variously qualified pumpkins. Some are obnoxious orange faces filled with hot air, others are haunting demons or artistic creations. I'm fairly sure one of them is cheese.

I am assured that this first pumpkin will accept the outcome of this vote... if it wins.

1
Sashki


2
Well-Hung


3
Hydra150


4
DukeDeRox



5
RAB11



6
theguitarist



7
Ultimate-Slash



8
Unossofrus



9
K'Nuckles



10
Chev311e



11
UltimateGuizar




This thread will stay open until Wednesday (9th) night. Perhaps we'll have the winner announced on the UG front page. Get voting

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#2
1 is great but I also really like 8.

I can't tell who 6 and 9 are supposed to be though.

Decisions will be considered.


Voted 8 btw.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 6, 2016,
#4
Quote by Joshua Garcia

I can't tell who 6 and 9 are supposed to be though.

6 is Neil Gaiman's Death



9 is an artistic imagining of the other half of Lyle's face, horribly disfigured



he made excuses for it's shitness in the thread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
4 is simple and to the point, conveying itself without need of complicated methods

go 4

or the last one because really fuck sashki luv u bbs
#9
5 for possible poland ball

poland can into pumpkin
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#10
There's a lot of good ones. I'm most split between 3, 7, 10, 11 but I'm leaning towards 7. I'm reserving my vote for now

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I an evety characyer in this story
#11
the overwhelming public support for the Trumpkin is surely a bad omen
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
Quote by Hydra150
the overwhelming public support for the Trumpkin is surely a bad omen


how the hell is trump winning

is what I'll say in a couple days

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#15
i voted duke obv
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
Oh fuck's sake is Trump gonna win this too????


(I love Riggidy Pumpkin Riiiiick)
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#17
I'm sad people are voting for the joke answer.


#8 is truly a scary one, great job.

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Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound


1 3 5 R
2 4 6
#20
If I don't win I will tear this whole place apart brick by brick
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#24
5 deserves a sticker for participation.
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my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


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#27
Quote by JustRooster
I'm sad people are voting for the joke answer.


#8 is truly a scary one, great job.


8 is gr8
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
#28
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
I'm still an undecided voter


But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
Quote by Joshua Garcia
How does it feel to be competing against your bestie?


I don't see it as competing. I see it as a team effort.
If I win, I'll cut the t-shirt in half and send one half to Bestie.
#33
That's implying that 1.) one of you lose to the other, making them a total loser, and 2.) you both wear the same size.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#35
I already have my own UG shirt, thank you very much.
Package was written in Russian and everything.
It wasn't my size though so I gave it to my mom.

I should ask zappp if he can maybe send me another one.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 8, 2016,
#36
Quote by whywefight




(but replace 'democratic socialist jew' with alcoholic Hispanic anarchist)
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#38
oh right

I hope you're all happy now

you fucked it, America
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do