#3
Yo I found 5 bucks on the ground yesterday. That was p great
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#4
Hasn't happened yet.
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#5
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25 years of unconditional love from my parents
Same

Guess also being loved by someone not my parents too, but that didn't last so, you know...
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#7
Well, I've yet to murder someone yet so I guess that's a positive.
o()o

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#9
Sorry to be lame but probably meeting my boyfriend.

We get on so well and go on all kinds of crazy adventures together - backpacking around Albania, travelling around Australia in a camper van, motorbike adventuring around Taiwan...

If I was single I would probably want to go off and do fun stuff anyway but life is so much better with him in it.
#10
My dog seems to like me....I guess that's the best thing ever.
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#11
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Hasn't happened yet.
That was probably meant to be pessimistic but to me it actually sounds quite hopeful.
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#12
Twirling round with this familiar parable.
Spinning, weaving round each new experience.
Recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing.
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal.
All this pain is an illusion.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#13
For me life is just a series of little improvements on what came before. Don't really have a big standout

the first time i metmy cat was a pretty big one though
#14
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25 years of unconditional love from my parents


I couldn't think of anything so I'll just steal this and say 23 years of my parents being sound and all that
I have nothing important to say
#15
^i guess me being born an american cis-gender white male with non-divorced parents would be considered a giant leg up on many other people by some people groups but i don't feel like it is so
#16
the first time a crowd sang along with me at an open mic

Holding my son seconds after he was born :')
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#17
hang on you're a christian surely the best thing to ever happen to you was discovering god?

they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#19
Having the opportunity to go to Italy and visit the Cinque Terre
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#21
23 years of my parents tolerating me
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Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#22
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i've still got like 4/5ths of my life to go


pls dont die at 40

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#23
Probably being alive. We tend to think of ourselves as these determined identities with future tracks but people die in droves. I'm lucky.
#24
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Having the opportunity to go to Italy and visit the Cinque Terre
Makes sense. It's a nice place.
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#25
my transmission fluid isn't leaking

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#26
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That was probably meant to be pessimistic but to me it actually sounds quite hopeful.

Yeah there's an element of that. Beyond checking my privelege and pretending to be grateful, theres no one moment i can point to and say 'this was the highlight of my life'. I hope it happens though.
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#31
I didn't die.
Not once has it happened in my entire life.
I guess I was just born with good luck.
#33
This one time a girl touched my willy.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but I'm not making this up. An actual, real life girl and my actual real life willy.

And it wasn't even on a crowded bus or anything!
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A duck whose name is Alfred Kwak
#37
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Meeting my wife, because if I hadn't, I wouldn't be as healthy and wouldn't have our kiddies.

oh, ok...

I see how it is
I'll sing you a story of a duck
A duck whose name is Alfred Kwak