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Wow. This reminds me of the last time I went to Busch Gardens, Florida. There were some giant tortoises fucking and making weird noises (but not saying wow), so to distract the little kids who didn't know what was going on, they got some people to walk around with a flamingo.

The next time I saw a tortoise was at a local zoo and they were regular tortoises. They were also fucking. Fucking tortoises are always fucking. Fuck 'em.

Edit: Just remembered the regular tortoise was actually fucking the face of the other tortoise. I am sure you are all fascinated to hear this. Fucking tortoises.
I have nothing important to say
Last edited by JackSaints at Nov 5, 2016,
I met these people that had a huge tortoise for a pet in their backyard. Didn't even know that was a thing.
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the regular tortoise was actually fucking the face of the other tortoise.


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Last edited by M00NAGEDAYDREAM at Nov 6, 2016,
nice palindromes guys
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

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Didn't know we could post softcore porn.

my avatar is literally someone with his tongue up a butt

sorry, i meant to say wow

nothing like a bit of spelunking eh
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger