Poll: pls help
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yes
6 17%
obviously
6 17%
certainly
1 3%
most definitely
4 11%
heck yeah
5 14%
ulti, i think you need help
14 39%
Voters: 36.
#1
I've gotten shitfaced three nights in a row now, and now I'm home at 1:30 at night (local time) and I'm tired af and slightly inebriated.

Should I have a glass of wine (there's half a bottle left)?
pls help me decide
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#4
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
can let the wine go bad - drink or cook with it

So you're saying I should drink all of it now?
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#5
finish the wine tonight -- that way tomorrow there will be no wine so you will not be tempted by the demon of alcohol.
#8
Quote by ehbacon
Nah


Get a good wank in and call it a night


need booze for that

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#9
Drink the wine, then use the bottle to have a wank
Yes I am falling
How much longer
Till I hit the ground?
#10
Quote by i_lovemetallica
then use the bottle to have a wank

I like the open ended-ness of this
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#11
There are many ways to skin a cat (or wank with a bottle)
Yes I am falling
How much longer
Till I hit the ground?
#12
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Drink the wine, then use the bottle to have a wank

How are you going to finish the bottle if it's full of spunk?
#14
Note the "Drink the wine" bit comes before the wanking part
Yes I am falling
How much longer
Till I hit the ground?
#15
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Note the "Drink the wine" bit comes before the wanking part

But you didn't say "drink the wine completely and then wank in the empty bottle." You imply he should take a swig then have a wank in it while there is still wine left.
#17
Quote by WaterGod
But you didn't say "drink the wine completely and then wank in the empty bottle." You imply he should take a swig then have a wank in it while there is still wine left.

I'm not going to be the one who stands in the way of whatever makes him happy
Yes I am falling
How much longer
Till I hit the ground?
#18
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I got drunk twice last weekend and I thought that was bad.

You're an alcoholic bro. Sorry.


my health class told me that if youre drinking at least twice a week, it means you're an alcoholic :0

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#19
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
my health class told me that if youre drinking at least twice a week, it means you're an alcoholic :0


What did you go to a Mormon school?
#22
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
my health class told me that if youre drinking at least twice a week, it means you're an alcoholic :0

Nonsense a routine breakfast beer is completely necessary
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#23
I drank a lot Tuesday and Wednesday but didn't get drunk. I can't get drunk anymore, which makes it not fun.

Unless I'm starving and choose to drink instead, but I wouldn't recommend it.

OT most definitely.
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#25
Nah it's only fun when you're out with friends.

Put something silly on tv and get all snug in your duvet until you drift off to sleep.
#27
Quote by UltimateGuizar
How did it go Bestie?

I don't wanna talk about it...
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#29
Quote by UltimateGuizar

I went for the sensible option myself.
Finished me beer at 23:00 and got up this morning and went swimming with Mrs Guizar and the two kiddies

Are the Guizar children called A minor and B minor?

That joke sounded a lot better in my head......
Yes I am falling
How much longer
Till I hit the ground?
#32
I never bothered asking if I should be drinking, I always just thought of it as a right of some sort. Seems different on Sunday morning rather than Sat night though....

JM
#35
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
my health class told me that if youre drinking at least twice a week, it means you're an alcoholic :0
It's literally the only time that's ever happened to me

Not to mention it was the Halloween weekend.