#1
not something anyone in my family is proud of, but oh well. here's the story:



anyone else have a similar story like this?
#3
fuck off
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#9
Is she hot?
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#11
So if you're stankflex is your sister gagflex?
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#14
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So if you're stankflex is your sister gagflex?
Fuckin' LOL
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#15
On topic, though, I do have a similar story, because I made a porno with stankflex's sister.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#16
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On topic, though, I do have a similar story, because I made a porno with stankflex's sister.


DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY LIKE THAT, FUCKO!
#17
I've got a similar story. Once upon a time, I went on an online forum and someone said that their sister dabbled in adult films. So I said, once upon a time I went on an online forum and someone said that their sister dabbled in adult films, so I said, once upon a time I went on an online forum and someone said that their sister dabbled in adult films.

True story.
I have nothing important to say
#18
Quote by slapsymcdougal
On topic, though, I do have a similar story, because I made a porno with stankflex's sister.
That was one of my earlier cameraman jobs, actually!
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#20
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That was one of my earlier cameraman jobs, actually!
I still can't believe we paid you for that.

God job of focusing on something as small as my willy, though.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#21
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I still can't believe we paid you for that.

God job of focusing on something as small as my willy, though.
No prob mate
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#22
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Is she hot?


Is she


Fit
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#25
Quote by k.lainad
Is she


Fit
^
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do