#1
not something anyone in my family is proud of, but oh well. here's the story:



anyone else have a similar story like this?
#3
fuck off

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#6
fuck off
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Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall
Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#8
Not this nonce again...

fuck off
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#9
Is she hot?
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#11
So if you're stankflex is your sister gagflex?
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
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#14
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So if you're stankflex is your sister gagflex?
Fuckin' LOL
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#15
On topic, though, I do have a similar story, because I made a porno with stankflex's sister.
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#16
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On topic, though, I do have a similar story, because I made a porno with stankflex's sister.


DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY LIKE THAT, FUCKO!
#17
I've got a similar story. Once upon a time, I went on an online forum and someone said that their sister dabbled in adult films. So I said, once upon a time I went on an online forum and someone said that their sister dabbled in adult films, so I said, once upon a time I went on an online forum and someone said that their sister dabbled in adult films.

True story.
I have nothing important to say
#18
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On topic, though, I do have a similar story, because I made a porno with stankflex's sister.
That was one of my earlier cameraman jobs, actually!
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#19
technically his sister is also stankflex
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#20
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That was one of my earlier cameraman jobs, actually!
I still can't believe we paid you for that.

God job of focusing on something as small as my willy, though.
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#21
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I still can't believe we paid you for that.

God job of focusing on something as small as my willy, though.
No prob mate
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#22
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Is she hot?


Is she


Fit

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


https://soundcloud.com/95dank

#25
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Is she


Fit
^
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do