#1
As promised.
There's something magical that happens when context goes out the window and you're left with some raw quotes. The ETR or JR thread seemed to perk some interest. Finally got some free time between work and threw this together. Will release the answer key once we hit that magical 3rd page.

For those who missed the last one, you're supposed to guess who uttered each phrase.


On human dichotomy.
"Pretty sure this (and other things) qualifies you as a vanilla ass bitch"

Reviewing shows.
"Tonight's episode ended strong. Anyone have an idea what could have influenced their promo site here? "

Some real-time feedback.
"That's stupid yr stupid"

More real-time feedback.
"You're right. I was wrong to once think you were smart."

Receiving real-time feedback.
"Welp, well that's a wrap. Really makes me think."

Memory lane.
"Ivory nuggets was my nickname in HS"

On what you would do if your son was at home.
"CRYIN' ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR"

On real-time feedback.
"To be fair, I'd hate humans too if I thought like the last two posters. Holy shit get over yourselves"

Existentialism.
"can one lard ever truly know another lard"

On JustRooster.
"Fuck off JR"
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Last edited by JustRooster at Nov 13, 2016,
#2
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#3
I don't know where to start

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

bring back UG classic
#4
Quote by JustRooster
"Pretty sure this (and other things) qualifies you as a vanilla ass bitch"

Dreadnought
Quote by JustRooster
"Tonight's episode ended strong. Anyone have an idea what could have influenced their promo site here? "

Fat Lard
Quote by JustRooster
"That's stupid yr stupid"

Dreadnought
Quote by JustRooster
"You're right. I was wrong to once think you were smart."

Fat Lard
Quote by JustRooster
"Welp, well that's a wrap. Really makes me think."

Fat Lard
Quote by JustRooster
"Ivory nuggets was my nickname in HS"

Dreadnought
Quote by JustRooster
"CRYIN' ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR"

Dreadnought
Quote by JustRooster
"To be fair, I'd hate humans too if I thought like the last two posters. Holy shit get over yourselves"

Fat Lard
Quote by JustRooster
"can one lard ever truly know another lard"

Dreadnought
Quote by JustRooster
"Fuck off JR"

Fat Lard

This one was pretty easy. I'm pretty familiar with these two and I recognized some of the posts.
#5
Quote by JustRooster
On human dichotomy.
"Pretty sure this (and other things) qualifies you as a vanilla ass bitch"


Dread

Reviewing shows.
"Tonight's episode ended strong. Anyone have an idea what could have influenced their promo site here? "


Dread

Some real-time feedback.
"That's stupid yr stupid"


Dread

More real-time feedback.
"You're right. I was wrong to once think you were smart."


FL

Receiving real-time feedback.
"Welp, well that's a wrap. Really makes me think."


Dread

Memory lane.
"Ivory nuggets was my nickname in HS"


FL

On what you would do if your son was at home.
"CRYIN' ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR"


FL

On real-time feedback.
"To be fair, I'd hate humans too if I thought like the last two posters. Holy shit get over yourselves"


FL

Existentialism.
"can one lard ever truly know another lard"


FL

On JustRooster.
"Fuck off JR"


UG
#6
Quote by JustRooster
As promised.
On human dichotomy.
"Pretty sure this (and other things) qualifies you as a vanilla ass bitch"
Dread


Reviewing shows.
"Tonight's episode ended strong. Anyone have an idea what could have influenced their promo site here? "
Not sure. Maybe Lard casual


Some real-time feedback.
"That's stupid yr stupid"
Dread



More real-time feedback.
"You're right. I was wrong to once think you were smart."
Possibly Lard



Receiving real-time feedback.
"Welp, well that's a wrap. Really makes me think."
Lard



Memory lane.
"Ivory nuggets was my nickname in HS"

LARD/10


On what you would do if your son was at home.
"CRYIN' ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR"
either



On real-time feedback.
"To be fair, I'd hate humans too if I thought like the last two posters. Holy shit get over yourselves"
lard for sre but I was one of those posters


Existentialism.
"can one lard ever truly know another lard"
lard probs



On JustRooster.
"Fuck off JR"
dreads
\[T]/
#8


C'mon these are too easy once you realize I'm actually funny and he's drug-addled

@Rossenrot smh
My God, it's full of stars!
#10
dread
fat
dread
fat
dread
fat
dread
dread
fat
dread

Like that, maybe?
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#11
jake likes this thread but jake can't tell who is who.

jake is sorry, dread.
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#12
Quote by JustRooster

On human dichotomy.
"Pretty sure this (and other things) qualifies you as a vanilla ass bitch"
Dread
Reviewing shows.
"Tonight's episode ended strong. Anyone have an idea what could have influenced their promo site here? "
Lard
Some real-time feedback.
"That's stupid yr stupid"
Dread
More real-time feedback.
"You're right. I was wrong to once think you were smart."
Lard
Receiving real-time feedback.
"Welp, well that's a wrap. Really makes me think."
Lard
Memory lane.
"Ivory nuggets was my nickname in HS"
Lard
On what you would do if your son was at home.
"CRYIN' ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR"
Dread
On real-time feedback.
"To be fair, I'd hate humans too if I thought like the last two posters. Holy shit get over yourselves"
Dread
Existentialism.
"can one lard ever truly know another lard"
Dread
On JustRooster.
"Fuck off JR"
Lard


Some I'm sure of, others not so much
#13
Quote by jakesmellspoo
jake likes this thread but jake can't tell who is who.

jake is sorry, dread.


as punishment, u must smell more poo
o()o

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#14
Quote by jakesmellspoo
jake likes this thread but jake can't tell who is who.

jake is sorry, dread.

Who are you again?
kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
meow meow meow meow meow meow
#16
Quote by JustRooster


On human dichotomy.
"Pretty sure this (and other things) qualifies you as a vanilla ass bitch"
Lard

Reviewing shows.
"Tonight's episode ended strong. Anyone have an idea what could have influenced their promo site here? "
Lard

Some real-time feedback.
"That's stupid yr stupid"
Dread

More real-time feedback.
"You're right. I was wrong to once think you were smart."
Dread

Receiving real-time feedback.
"Welp, well that's a wrap. Really makes me think."
Lard

Memory lane.
"Ivory nuggets was my nickname in HS"
Dread

On what you would do if your son was at home.
"CRYIN' ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR"
Dread

On real-time feedback.
"To be fair, I'd hate humans too if I thought like the last two posters. Holy shit get over yourselves"
Lard

Existentialism.
"can one lard ever truly know another lard"
Dread

On JustRooster.
"Fuck off JR"
Lard

was actually kind of hard
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#17
On human dichotomy.
"Pretty sure this (and other things) qualifies you as a vanilla ass bitch"
fat dread

Reviewing shows.
"Tonight's episode ended strong. Anyone have an idea what could have influenced their promo site here? "
dread lard

Some real-time feedback.
"That's stupid yr stupid"
fat dread

More real-time feedback.
"You're right. I was wrong to once think you were smart."
dread lard

Receiving real-time feedback.
"Welp, well that's a wrap. Really makes me think."
dread lard

Memory lane.
"Ivory nuggets was my nickname in HS"
fat dread

On what you would do if your son was at home.
"CRYIN' ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR"
fat dread

On real-time feedback.
"To be fair, I'd hate humans too if I thought like the last two posters. Holy shit get over yourselves"
dread lard

Existentialism.
"can one lard ever truly know another lard"
dread lard

On JustRooster.
"Fuck off JR"
fat dread
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Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
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Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#18
Fat Lard

Delete your post, dude. It's not fun to anyone if you give away the answers on the first page.
SSS
#19
jfc

ITT: Lard ruins his own thread. One in which juxtaposes him with a respected user thus giving him more legitimacy. Way to go.
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#20
Sorry bro, but I'm only interested in winners, not the wrong answer. #MAGA
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If you want to be good you gotta git gud
Last edited by Fat Lard at Nov 13, 2016,
#23
On human dichotomy.
"Pretty sure this (and other things) qualifies you as a vanilla ass bitch"

Fat Lard

Reviewing shows.
"Tonight's episode ended strong. Anyone have an idea what could have influenced their promo site here? "

Fat Lard (cheating here cuz I saw this post)

Some real-time feedback.
"That's stupid yr stupid"

Dreadnought

More real-time feedback.
"You're right. I was wrong to once think you were smart."

Fat Lard

Receiving real-time feedback.
"Welp, well that's a wrap. Really makes me think."

Fat Lard

Memory lane.
"Ivory nuggets was my nickname in HS"

Dreadnought

On what you would do if your son was at home.
"CRYIN' ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR"

Fat Lard... I'm getting a little worried now cuz I'm attributing a lot of this to him

On real-time feedback.
"To be fair, I'd hate humans too if I thought like the last two posters. Holy shit get over yourselves"

Fat Lard

Existentialism.
"can one lard ever truly know another lard"

Dreadnought?

On JustRooster.
"Fuck off JR"

Fat Lard
#25
Quote by Dreadnought
deleted


Reported
Quote by risingforce1
If you want to be good you gotta git gud
#26
Quote by Fat Lard
Reported


who watches the watchers
My God, it's full of stars!
#30
My favorite thing about fat lard is that if you move the R in his name he becomes fart lad
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#31
Quote by necrosis1193
My favorite thing about fat lard is that if you move the R in his name he becomes fart lad


nice
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