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#1
yeah it's the middle of november, yeah fuck thinking about xmas this early but this shit won't work if we leave it till december

so.....


(ctrl+v)






UG'S 5TH ANNUAL SECRET SANTA!


Last year last years last years: (Linky), I'm up for organising this again.

copy pasta (again) from last year because why not:

This is your standard secret Santa, or secret non-denominational, gender-neutral, end-of-year-present-giving-entity if you prefer. This year it's being started early so we can have more international presents.

If you don't know how this works for some reason, basically everyone's names go into a hat, you pick one out and get them a present (except I pick them using rand() ). For further info: Clicky


RULES
Ripped off from previous years...
  • NO TROLL GIFTS ie, nothing outright sexual, offensive, or anything that will cause embarrassment to the recipient or raise eyebrows at the dinner table. Keep it G rated, seriously. Not too hard.
  • NO TRUMP GIFTS. it's mean and his face is gross and we're gonna have to look at it regularly on the news for next few years anyway, so no need to shovel more shit on the shitpile.
  • Serious commitments only
  • Active community members only (no gold diggers, please)
  • Keep up with your PMs via profiles (seriously, we want this shit to work)



In addition:

  • All gifts must be sent out latest by Friday 16th of December. International shipping should ideally be done by 2nd December, just in case.
  • You will need to pm me when you have sent off your stuff and also the estimated delivery date, if possible.
  • Up to you if you want your gift opened as soon as it arrives or on 25th December, let them know on the package.
  • Be considerate of customs limitations where appropriate. ie alcohol and food and any other prohibited items (easy to google this for the country). If you are ordering directly off their local country's amazon/etc this isn't an issue.
  • If you are sending something aboard as please be aware of customs declaration values! Put down the items as low value gifts or the giftees might get charges to pay!



There is no minimum or maximum gift price limit and it doesn't matter if you make it yourself or order it direct to your recipient from their local store. The only thing that matters is that you have love and joy and happiness in your heart when you give that gift. Okay?


Break any of these rules or pull any kind of dick move and you will get a letterbomb permabanned. If you think you might have an issue, pm me first!


If there isn't looking to be enough people in on this, I'll call it off cause it's not as fun with limited numbers


To join:
Send me a message with your address and if you want to do international shipping or not. Only those in 'common' UG countries, like UK, USA, Canada and possibly Australia can definitely do only national (dependent on numbers of participants)


Also, you can totally trust me with your personal information. I am good person of infallible morals.

Confirmed Participants
  • theguitarist
  • Shura_FYI
  • Hydra150
  • K'Nuckles
  • UltimateGuizar
  • JackSaints
  • RAB11
  • slipknot5678
  • MeGaDeth2314
  • i_lovemetallica
  • ultimate-slash







SIGN UPS CLOSE ON NOVEMBER 21ST, 21:00 GMT




GO, GO, GO!


Huge shout out to Jay for starting this!

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#2
"◾NO TRUMP GIFTS"


I'm out
Check out my band Disturbed
#3
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#4
ill sign up for UK only if chaz does too

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#5
In
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
Quote by EndTheRapture51
ill sign up for UK only if chaz does too


just kiss already

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#7
i'm not doing it because i don't want to give you creeps my address
#8
Quote by kalypto
i'm not doing it because i don't want to give you creeps my address


chicken
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#9
I notice anthrax isn't explicitly banned in the rules
Check out my band Disturbed
#11
Quote by StewieSwan
I notice anthrax isn't explicitly banned in the rules
if you want to send someone a CD, go for it.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#12
Quote by theguitarist
if you want to send someone a CD, go for it.


but no troll gifts
Check out my band Disturbed
#14
Quote by StewieSwan
but no troll gifts


because that fad died in the 90s

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#16
Yes. My details are the same as last year if you still have them.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#23
I've never in my entire life participated in a secret santa thing so I'll sign up for this one.

PM'd
I have nothing important to say
#26
I'm in You should still have my info from last year.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#28
I should also add that like all my family at Christmas, my SS can expect disappointment.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#32
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I should also add that like all my family at Christmas all my girlfriends ever, my SS can expect disappointment.
ftfy
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#33
Also accurate
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#35
I don't trust anything called "the 5st (fist)" from you Orson
My God, it's full of stars!
#36
he has delicate hands
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#37
I'm in because Guizar built me a house next to his one

Disclaimer: This does not imply that my gift for someone else will equal the value of a house. Get a lot, give substantially less, I always say.
#40
Quote by TheChaz
No thanks I don't want to get 5sted

Bet you'd love it though
Quote by Dreadnought
I don't trust anything called "the 5st (fist)" from you Orson




Quote by ultimate-slash
I'm in because Guizar built me a house next to his one



Pm address pls, or is it the same as before.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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