Poll: You were aroused by Moaning Myrtle and it made you uncomfortable
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View poll results: You were aroused by Moaning Myrtle and it made you uncomfortable
Yes
11 38%
No
18 62%
Voters: 29.
#2
i always thought the scene in goblet of fire when she was trying to take a peek at harry's doink in the giant prefects bath room / bubble bath hot tub was kinda hot and creepy at the same time

i saw fantastic beasts today btw

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#6
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i saw fantastic beasts today btw

i was going to but it was sold out so I saw Arrival and everything turned out better than expected ☺️
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
Yeah no.
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#10
Eyenon are you watching the Harry Potter weekend movies on Freeform?
My God, it's full of stars!
#12
lol
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#13
I found Myrtle annoying because of her stupid voice and the dumb noises she kept making. There was nothing even remotely arousing about her.
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#14
Everyone who knows me well knows I hate everything harry potter related so no I guess
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#16
Now you mention it actually....
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#18
1. she was obviously gagging for it.
2. I would have fucked her in he mouth to shut her up.

It was a bit weird having an actress in her mid-30s or so being all over a teenager.
Have you seen her in Filth though?

Also, this bit in Doctor Who where they talk about having an "unusual relationship" was a bit weird:

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#20
eeeeeehhh...

no.

nope.
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#21
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When I'm watching Harry Potter I'm often too busy imagining the absolute state of Hagrid's walloper.
Or how the hell Hagrid's dad managed to impregnate his giantess mum.
#22
I was aroused by Hermione ?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#23
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Or how the hell Hagrid's dad managed to impregnate his giantess mum.


He clearly didn't just want the Netflix part... ;|
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#25
Quote by k.lainad
i always thought the scene in goblet of fire when she was trying to take a peek at harry's doink in the giant prefects bath room / bubble bath hot tub was kinda hot and creepy at the same time

i saw fantastic beasts today btw


yeah this exactly mostly because I was a preteen when I saw it for the first time
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Um that's a strong no, pal

tbf you were like 53 when those movies came out so
#26
Well so far the no's are winning the popular vote.

But the yes's are winning the electoral vote, so suck it losers.
Moaning Myrtle is naughty