Poll: has this ever happened to you?
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View poll results: has this ever happened to you?
yes
3 23%
maybe
10 77%
Voters: 13.
#2
>fake

ew
Quote by Panasonic3

I think God has at least 3.5 billion human penises, and many billions more penises that are out of this world.
#6
baking soda and vinegar might work if you use an old tooth brush or something to rub it in.
Quote by Pizzafan
k.lainad Im going to use twine, tie a broom handle to a pizza, put guitar string on it, and make love to your mom with a pizztar

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!



https://soundcloud.com/slowdeathhooks


#7
Quote by StewieSwan
fake arm

way to waste 15 seconds of my life
Quote by Dreadnought
You can't read very well can you

oh my bad I forgot you were a shitty clone of an already shitty user who contributes nothing but trash LOL my bad
#8
I had someone bleed all over my white t shirt once


It was at a show and this middle age dad type guy got caught when someone went flying out the pit. I picked him up and it turned out he had a nose bleed that i only noticed when my hands were sticky. Was dark so didn't see the stains till later.

Repeated Vanish gel and like 3 high temp washes got most of it out though, just some faint brown marks left.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#9
you should wash blood in cold water btw
Quote by Dreadnought
You can't read very well can you

oh my bad I forgot you were a shitty clone of an already shitty user who contributes nothing but trash LOL my bad
#10
I got a huge cut in my arm without realizing it while playing floor hockey one time and bled all over my white shirt for 2 hours afterwards until someone noticed. That shirt is pristine now though - it's really easy to wash blood out as long as it's fresh.
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#11
your shoes were ugly tbh

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#12
bloodstains make everything kooler.
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#15
Quote by kalypto
you should wash blood in cold water btw


well it was kinda "pre-soaked" in cold sweat for like 5hrs until I got home and washed it
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#17
did it arouse you sexually?
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#19
Quote by StewieSwan
my shoes are toast


The world is your breakfast.
Quote by EyeNon15
That's a shame, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound.

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#22
Did this event make you think about the trials and tribulations our species has experienced since our inception?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
Quote by ErikLensherr
Normani
Normani
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#24
Quote by zgr0826
Did this event make you think about the trials and tribulations our species has experienced since our inception?


no

Quote by TROUnation
Now, how in the hell did that occur?


that's for me to know and for you to wonder
#26
I almost always buy white shoes and I'd be pissed if they were my nice ones.

But then again, I always wear my old shitty white shoes if I think there's a chance of them getting dirty. Cause I'm weird like that.
#30
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Cold water and scrub at the blood with some salt.


hydrogen peroxide works better
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#32
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Yes but can sometimes damage fabrics.


Damn, that was a sick burn.
#33
Did you later use the arm to have a wank with?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#34
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Did you later use the arm to have a wank with?


There were actually 4 of them, so yes. It was glorious