#2
Increase my trolling efficiency by 20%
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#3
corpse in a ditch.

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#4
Fuck bitches, get money. I failed on both counts this year (unless something miraculously changes in the next month).
I have nothing important to say
#5
get laid at least once lest my virginity start to grow back

make lots of work and market it and meet new people

(if I get the job overseas) learn japanese

read a shit ton of nerd shit
#6
Quote by Banjocal
get laid at least once lest my virginity start to grow back

make lots of work and market it and meet new people

(if I get the job overseas) learn japanese

read a shit ton of nerd shit
You're going toi become a fortune teller and practice coproscopy?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#8
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You're going toi become a fortune teller and practice coproscopy?
pretty much yeah
#10
I've broken my Instagram records this year

Now I'm hoping for a hot girl to bang harder next year if I'm joking
Dean Dave Mustaine VMNTX electric (Black)
Epiphone Les Paul Custom Pro electric (Ebony)
Orange Micro Terror 20W Hybrid head
Kustom 4x12 cabinet
#12
Hopefully take some steps towards a career goal I may have in mind.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#14
Quote by K'Nuckles
Move to Sweden (already booked flight)


Not fuck it up
If you do fuck it up the government will fix it all for you