#2
Increase my trolling efficiency by 20%
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#3
corpse in a ditch.

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#4
Fuck bitches, get money. I failed on both counts this year (unless something miraculously changes in the next month).
I have nothing important to say
#5
get laid at least once lest my virginity start to grow back

make lots of work and market it and meet new people

(if I get the job overseas) learn japanese

read a shit ton of nerd shit
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#6
Quote by Banjocal
get laid at least once lest my virginity start to grow back

make lots of work and market it and meet new people

(if I get the job overseas) learn japanese

read a shit ton of nerd shit
You're going toi become a fortune teller and practice coproscopy?
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#8
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You're going toi become a fortune teller and practice coproscopy?
pretty much yeah
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#10
I've broken my Instagram records this year

Now I'm hoping for a hot girl to bang harder next year if I'm joking
Dean Dave Mustaine VMNTX electric (Black)
Epiphone Les Paul Custom Pro electric (Ebony w/ gold hardware)
Orange Micro Terror 20W Hybrid amp head
Orange Crush Pro 120W amp head
Kustom 4x12 cabinet
Voodoo Lab Pedal Power 2 Plus Power Supply
Korg Pitchblack Chromatic Pedal Tuner
Electro-Harmonix XO Metal Muff
MXR M-103 Blue Box
TC Electronic Dark Matter
#11
Continue to not kill myself is a good place to start.

that is, for all means, only for humorous purposes and does not necessarily reflect my actual outlook on life
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: This jazz piano music playing over the PA like wow for once it's good stuff they're playing


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#12
Hopefully take some steps towards a career goal I may have in mind.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Quote by K'Nuckles
Move to Sweden (already booked flight)


Not fuck it up
If you do fuck it up the government will fix it all for you
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa