#2
Sorry to break it to you, but there's no cure. I'd start drafting a Will.
#3
colds are the worst because it's debilitating enough to make every single thing hard to do but it's not severe enough to actually feel justified like if you have the flue you're vomiting and have a fever so it's understandable if you don't want to be doing things but if you just have the sniffles and a headache deal with it

seriously the worst
#4
Nah I have the flu right now and I'd much rather have a cold.
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#6
I don't even distinguish whatever I have. I just say I'm sick or have a fever.
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#7
I keep sniffing. It annoys people.

But it's better than forcing it out all over a tissue.
#8
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#9
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But it's better than forcing it out all over a tissue.
This is why I skip the tissue and just unload right into a bin.
#10
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Sorry to break it to you, but there's no cure. I'd start drafting a Will.


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#12
probably deserve it


I have a mild sinusitis which means I get blocked noses and nasal pressure at least once every week. having a cold means I get coughing and runny noses thrown in with that.
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#13
Pretty sure I have ebola. No idea what I did, ate, whatever, but it is not sitting well.

And a cold on top of that. Life is swell.
#15
Got over my cold about a month ago

Shit sucked, get well soon
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#18
Someone said that the body invites a cold virus to eliminate toxins that otherwise it could not expel. Who said that? Idk that person. Pound some vitamin c.
#20
I think I'm starting to catch a cold as well and I blame this thread. Nice going
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#21
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I think I'm starting to catch a cold as well and I blame this thread. Nice going
I hope it turns out to be pneumonia, you cunt.


#22
Aww, that's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me, you temporary vehicle of inevitable nothingness
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#23
Just got over my diarrhea flu. To tell you the truth, after all of that...I was so exhausted, I guess you could say


I was pooped
#25
I'd rather have a cold than literally any other illness, injury, or pain I've experienced recently. At least cold medicine works and I know how long a cold is supposed to last for.
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