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#4
^ I'm sorry but Kirk Cameron and banana's has proven Christianity was right all along.
#5
but what about the other 2?
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#7
Jeez. talk about unorthodox parenting
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#8
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#11
Oh jfc the way it kept hitting the rocks, looked like it had broken every bone in it's body.

screw u momo
o()o

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#12
Those parents are fucking dicks. At least give the babbies some parachutes.
I have nothing important to say
#13
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Those parents are fucking dicks. At least give the babbies some parachutes.
Then they wonder why the species that invented parachutes evolved as much as we did.
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#14
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this reminds me that i want a mallard duckling so i can name it Mallard Fillmore.

i feel like my cats would wreck its shit tho.
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this reminds me that i want a mallard duckling so i can name it Mallard Fillmore.

i feel like my cats would wreck its shit tho.
Of course they will. Cats are dicks.
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