#1


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#3
Checkmate, Christianity.

...Oh wait, I'm a Christian.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
^ I'm sorry but Kirk Cameron and banana's has proven Christianity was right all along.
#5
but what about the other 2?
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#7
Jeez. talk about unorthodox parenting
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#8
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Checkmate, Christianity.

...Oh wait, I'm a Christian.

Chickmate
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#11
Oh jfc the way it kept hitting the rocks, looked like it had broken every bone in it's body.

screw u momo
o()o

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#12
Those parents are fucking dicks. At least give the babbies some parachutes.
I have nothing important to say
#13
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Those parents are fucking dicks. At least give the babbies some parachutes.
Then they wonder why the species that invented parachutes evolved as much as we did.
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I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#14
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D:
DDDD:

this reminds me that i want a mallard duckling so i can name it Mallard Fillmore.

i feel like my cats would wreck its shit tho.
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#15
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DDDD:

this reminds me that i want a mallard duckling so i can name it Mallard Fillmore.

i feel like my cats would wreck its shit tho.
Of course they will. Cats are dicks.
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