#1
Tell me about your fetishes. What kind of weird kinky shit are you into? What's your craziest sexual fantasy?
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#2
I get aroused by exceeding the sky of time.
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#3
Having more than one waifu per laifu.
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#4
Light bondage (On my psrtner, not me), wax play, uhh, to be honest, when my ex rubbed her period blood all over my chest, stomach, and face, while we were having sex, that was kind of hot.
#6
Getting tied up and dominated
Pretty much want the shit kicked outta me in the bedroom
Violet wands
Sex in public
Tease and denial
I'm into all of this and many many more things. My weirdest fantasy is waking up handcuffed to a bed and a girl coming in and doing whatever she wants
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#7
Come back if you want to
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‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
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#9
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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#10
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Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

inb4 ban

You degenerate....you're supposed to have a sheet between you and your partner
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
I'm really into chocolate eclairs at the moment
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#13
Always wanted to try watersports.




edit: found a better watersports pic
Last edited by The4thHorsemen at Nov 26, 2016,
#14
I wonder if there's a fetish for having a partner you're not sexually attracted to. Or better yet, of the non-preferred sex.

EDIT: Just wondering, this has nothing to do with me, hence the "I wonder".
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#15
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Always wanted to try watersports.




edit: found a better watersports pic


tbh

I was down the porn binge rabbit hole one time and I saw a vid of some chick peeing and I kinda liked it

that weirded me out so I closed everything and tried not to think about it ever again

tbh
#18
You know when a dog sticks he head out da car window and let's his tongue flap in the wind? I always wondered if I'd get the same pleasure but with my peen flapping out the car window instead. I might try this tomorrow when I'm driving.
#19
Watersports
Gaping, fisting etc.
Pregnant chicks
I'm a cross dresser so interpret that however you want
I banged a furry so people are gonna bring that up probably
I like things up the butt, even from a girl

There's more but I cba looking through my porn to check and remember
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#21
Y'all need Jesus in your life
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#23
Wasn't there a user who once said his fantasy was having a fat woman run a marathon then let him stick his dick in her armpit while she shuffled cards? I think it might have been SlackerBabbath, actually.
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#24
My ex gf used to like when id smack her a little bit and grab her throat and choke her some. Im into the whole throat grabbing/slight choking thing, thats pretty hot. Smacking alright but im always afraid of going too hard with it.
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#26
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kinky af where's will lane
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#27
Used to know a chick who would call me cherry boy and talk down to me all the time. Nothing too mean or degrading but enough to show she had some fight in her. It's one of those instant flip switchers now.
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#28
I find women so hot to the point that I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be a woman, and it helps that I am sort of a little open to the idea of being attracted to some men, albeit a minuscule percentage. So yeah, the fantasy of being a woman and being fucked by a sexy guy by my standards.

Sometimes I like rough sex but the girl really has to be into it and encouraging it.
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#29
yogurt up my ass and a popsicle in my mouth
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#30
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yogurt up my ass and a popsicle in my mouth
I do this but with breadsticks and some hot sauce.
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#31
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I do this but with breadsticks and some hot sauce.
You goddamn savage. Civilized folk use ranch.
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