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#3
I do nothing, because if you fight your enemies, your enemies win


Or I kill him, to demonstrate that if you kill your enemies you actually win
I have nothing important to say
Last edited by JackSaints at Nov 26, 2016,
#4
stab him
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#6
it doesn't say anything about grabbing asses in the qaran




#8
Take a sick selfie
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
Cough loudly, take an aggressive stance, and plenty of angry glares.
Last edited by Diatribes at Nov 26, 2016,
#10
Or...stick my booty out and hope he gets a handful of mine too.
#11
Actually, being conscious of my girls ass and anything that approaches it that isn't attached to me, his hand would get smacked before it even made contact.
Reflexes
#13
Quote by Duaneclapdrix
Grab his and see if he's up

this
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#17
Quote by Diatribes
What if he grabbed your boyfriends ass...?


Quit posting multiple times in a row.
My God, it's full of stars!
#18
Make popcorn. Then watch my wife rip his skinny arm off and beat him to death with it.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
He makes all the girls cry.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
Grab her ass harder
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#23
Lard, that guy is like a 130 pounds soaking wet. I would probably slap him around like a rag doll.

I was thinking someone more along the lines of Dolph Lundgren in his prime. Would let him steal my GF, and then I would ask him for his autograph lol.

Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#25
probably shove him

Bonus points if he spills his drink
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#26
he kinda looks disgusting, so I hope your girlfriend would tell him that and that he would go cry in a corner because it hurt his big ego.
#27
Justin Trudeau?

Tbh id be shocked enough about the fact id have a gf.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#28
Continue to not vote Liberal.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Chick Corea, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#29
Hope he grabs my ass too
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#30
Form a 3-way ass grabbing circle that spins around while singing, and travel to various towns around the world performing this act.
#31
Quote by Masquirina
Form a 3-way ass grabbing circle that spins around while singing, and travel to various towns around the world performing this act.


#32
Fat Lard

No idea what this gif has to do with that quote but that was one of the coolest gifs I've ever seen and understand why you'd want to share it.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#35
Quote by Fat Lard
If you zoom out even further, you can see my dick lmao.

she smiling cos she knows it coming.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 27, 2016,
#36
Quote by Joshua Garcia
If you zoom out even further, you can see my dick lmao.

she smiling cos she knows it coming.
Yea, that's a bit too early for most girls tbh. They usually at least like to touch it first.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#37
pull my ass out and insist it's better despite the hair.
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#38
Quote by Jackal58
Make popcorn. Then watch my wife rip his skinny arm off and beat him to death with it.


Yeah mine would probably break his jaw.
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