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#3
I do nothing, because if you fight your enemies, your enemies win


Or I kill him, to demonstrate that if you kill your enemies you actually win
I have nothing important to say
Last edited by JackSaints at Nov 26, 2016,
#4
stab him
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#6
it doesn't say anything about grabbing asses in the qaran
..::fat
lard::..
#9
Cough loudly, take an aggressive stance, and plenty of angry glares.
Last edited by Diatribes at Nov 26, 2016,
#10
Or...stick my booty out and hope he gets a handful of mine too.
#11
Actually, being conscious of my girls ass and anything that approaches it that isn't attached to me, his hand would get smacked before it even made contact.
Reflexes
#13
Quote by Duaneclapdrix
Grab his and see if he's up

this
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#16
Grab his mother's ass
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#17
Quote by Diatribes
What if he grabbed your boyfriends ass...?


Quit posting multiple times in a row.
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
#18
Make popcorn. Then watch my wife rip his skinny arm off and beat him to death with it.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
He makes all the girls cry.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#23
Lard, that guy is like a 130 pounds soaking wet. I would probably slap him around like a rag doll.

I was thinking someone more along the lines of Dolph Lundgren in his prime. Would let him steal my GF, and then I would ask him for his autograph lol.

#26
he kinda looks disgusting, so I hope your girlfriend would tell him that and that he would go cry in a corner because it hurt his big ego.
#27
Justin Trudeau?

Tbh id be shocked enough about the fact id have a gf.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#29
Hope he grabs my ass too
Yes I am falling
How much longer
Till I hit the ground?
#30
Form a 3-way ass grabbing circle that spins around while singing, and travel to various towns around the world performing this act.
#31
Quote by Masquirina
Form a 3-way ass grabbing circle that spins around while singing, and travel to various towns around the world performing this act.


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#32
Fat Lard

No idea what this gif has to do with that quote but that was one of the coolest gifs I've ever seen and understand why you'd want to share it.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#35
Quote by Fat Lard
If you zoom out even further, you can see my dick lmao.

she smiling cos she knows it coming.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 27, 2016,
#36
Quote by Joshua Garcia
If you zoom out even further, you can see my dick lmao.

she smiling cos she knows it coming.
Yea, that's a bit too early for most girls tbh. They usually at least like to touch it first.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#37
pull my ass out and insist it's better despite the hair.
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#38
Quote by Jackal58
Make popcorn. Then watch my wife rip his skinny arm off and beat him to death with it.


Yeah mine would probably break his jaw.
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