#2
I'm just as curious why you think it would be wrong as to why you would play guitar naked. You weirdo.
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#3
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm just as curious why you think it would be wrong as to why you would play guitar naked. You weirdo.

Your curiosity regarding my alleged naked playing is a bit weird too.
#5
yes it is wrong and you should feel bad
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#6
Quote by Diatribes
Your curiosity regarding my alleged naked playing is a bit weird too.
If it makes you uncomfortable then maybe you shouldn't talk about it.
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#8
Quote by Joshua Garcia
If it makes you uncomfortable then maybe you shouldn't talk about it.

Au contraire. I was just being observational.
#9
Joshua Garcia
You do realize you said "curious" and "naked", in the same sentence. To a guy. ?
#10
Quote by Diatribes
Au contraire.
Quote by Diatribes
You do realize you said "curious" and "naked", in the same sentence. To a guy. ?
This is how a 12 year old talks, and I am not a homophobic pedophile. Sorry
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#11
Quote by Joshua Garcia
This is how a 12 year old talks, and I am not a homophobic pedophile. Sorry

Who are you trying to convince, the forum or yourself?
#12
Quote by Joshua Garcia
This is how a 12 year old talks, and I am not a homophobic pedophile. Sorry

I wouldn't know. I haven't spoke to 12 year olds, well, since I was like 12. I'll take your word for it though ?
#14
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Of course it's ok. That's how whammy bars were invented.

I always wondered that. Learned something today!
#16
Quote by UltimateGuizar
In fact, sometimes I just practice whammy bar without a guitar

I AM NOT ALONE!
#17
Quote by Burgery
yes it is wrong and you should feel bad

I always feel bad, but in a good way..
#19
Quote by NeoMvsEu
Comma overuse is wrong

Just like your continuous double-posting.

Stop.

Oh Christ grammar police...
#24
Quote by ElMaco
Dude had 44.49 posts per day lol


That's usually the way it happens. You start with one and say it's just for fun. Then you're on 20 and say you can quit when you want, then before you know it you're on 44.49 and dead.
#25
*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

I don't care what you play your guitar in. I'd suggest that you leave the spring cavity cover ON your guitar if you're playing nude. Nothing like having pubes stuck in your trem parts. Not that I would know.
#28
It is if you've got one of these:

"Drinking is a skill and should be recognized as such!"

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#30
well, dont'cha hate the feeling of a cold guitar against your bare leg?
#31
Ummmm ..... " Why would it be right " is the question to ask yourself .

I just disinfected all my used guitars .
#32
pffft hewhocannotbenamed has been playing naked for years.
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#33
If it's wrong then I don't want to be right
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
It may be a matter of the guitar not being able to give consent...

...and whether or not you will be playing in front of an audience
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#37
Man, if it gets the creative juices flowin', ball rollin', mind blowin', give it a shot.
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#38
awww...... real shame Diatribes got banned. see what happens when you take a couple days off from the forum. hope I didn't miss anything else. to be fair the guy occasionally had something worth while to say.