Quote by Joshua Garcia
I'm just as curious why you think it would be wrong as to why you would play guitar naked. You weirdo.

Your curiosity regarding my alleged naked playing is a bit weird too.
yes it is wrong and you should feel bad
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Quote by Joshua Garcia
If it makes you uncomfortable then maybe you shouldn't talk about it.

Au contraire. I was just being observational.
Joshua Garcia
You do realize you said "curious" and "naked", in the same sentence. To a guy. ?
Quote by Diatribes
Au contraire.
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You do realize you said "curious" and "naked", in the same sentence. To a guy. ?
This is how a 12 year old talks, and I am not a homophobic pedophile. Sorry
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This is how a 12 year old talks, and I am not a homophobic pedophile. Sorry

Who are you trying to convince, the forum or yourself?
Quote by Joshua Garcia
This is how a 12 year old talks, and I am not a homophobic pedophile. Sorry

I wouldn't know. I haven't spoke to 12 year olds, well, since I was like 12. I'll take your word for it though ?
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Of course it's ok. That's how whammy bars were invented.

I always wondered that. Learned something today!
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In fact, sometimes I just practice whammy bar without a guitar

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yes it is wrong and you should feel bad

I always feel bad, but in a good way..
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Comma overuse is wrong

Just like your continuous double-posting.


Oh Christ grammar police...
Dude had 44.49 posts per day lol
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Dude had 44.49 posts per day lol

That's usually the way it happens. You start with one and say it's just for fun. Then you're on 20 and say you can quit when you want, then before you know it you're on 44.49 and dead.

I don't care what you play your guitar in. I'd suggest that you leave the spring cavity cover ON your guitar if you're playing nude. Nothing like having pubes stuck in your trem parts. Not that I would know.
Sitting down and playing guitar naked sounds kinda dangerous ...
What if the high E string snaps off and slaps your dick?

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


It is if you've got one of these:

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell?" - Aldous Huxley
well, dont'cha hate the feeling of a cold guitar against your bare leg?
Ummmm ..... " Why would it be right " is the question to ask yourself .

I just disinfected all my used guitars .
pffft hewhocannotbenamed has been playing naked for years.
If it's wrong then I don't want to be right
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
It may be a matter of the guitar not being able to give consent...

...and whether or not you will be playing in front of an audience
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

Man, if it gets the creative juices flowin', ball rollin', mind blowin', give it a shot.
Always Check Your Expiration Dates!
awww...... real shame Diatribes got banned. see what happens when you take a couple days off from the forum. hope I didn't miss anything else. to be fair the guy occasionally had something worth while to say.