Poll: what should I do first
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View poll results: what should I do first
Introduce myself in Chinese
9 15%
Trash his lights
11 18%
Bash up his Bao Ma
6 10%
Talk music and boring things
6 10%
MAGA
9 15%
Talk shit about various UGers
20 33%
Voters: 61.
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#1
What should I do first


This is the first UGer I'll be meeting in person. Have u met any?
It was my privilege
#3
Quote by StewieSwan
What should I do first


Tell him I said hello.

Quote by StewieSwan


This is the first UGer I'll be meeting in person. Have u met any?


Nah, missed k'Nuckles by a couple of hours in Gothenburg. I'll kill murder meet him some other time though.
#4
Say ni hao
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#8
Talk shit about UGers. Especially me
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#10
Quote by StewieSwan
I'm about to meet Xiaoxi IRL


gutted

For him, I mean. Having to meet you
#13
I have not met any UGers. I never leave the house to ensure this continues.

Also, you should find a slapper and spitroast her.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#14
Quote by StewieSwan
Have u met any?



Three.

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound


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#15
One, maybe two, but we were friends before UG.
She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.
#16
He's gonna call you Gweilo and ask if you guys are "hang dai." Don't be alarmed. This is how they make friends.
#17
The poll doesn't have the option to act like a normal person meeting someone you're only somewhat familiar with while not being boring.
Quote by Hal-Sephira

We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#18
maybe buy him some flowers?
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#19
Quote by Victory2134
The poll doesn't have the option to act like a normal person meeting someone you're only somewhat familiar with while not being boring.
Talking about how to MAGA is the normal person option

At least now it is Kappa
ggg1 ggg3

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#20
drive by with a french car and insult his parking

Quote by StewieSwan
Have u met any?

yes, 4


Weird techno music suddenly crests the horizon.

#22
Quote by behind_you
Fixed



pls cao ni mei is so much better

Quote by sam b
gutted

For him, I mean. Having to meet you


it's ok sambo
It was my privilege
#24
Quote by whywefight
I might've met stewieswan before but no UGers of note really amirite


probs passed u on the highway or smth
It was my privilege
#25
kiss

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#26
Quote by behind_you
Talking about how to MAGA is the normal person option

At least now it is Kappa


Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#27
Ask him if he really keeps a picture of Ayn Rand in his wallet.

please do not call father jack a zombie. he prefers the phrase "differently alive"
#28
When Axel asked if I was the guy who yelled at him in a McDonald's in 1992, it actually was me.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Fat Lard
My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#29
I've met Snyper and divid3d
Quote by Bill43


I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#31
Key his bimmer when you leave
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#32
I'll order you both a pizza if you kiss on the lips.

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound


1 3 5 R
2 4 6
#33
Quote by JustRooster
I'll order you both a pizza if you kiss on the lips.
take pics

EDIT: oh also I've met Rapture. It was cool and we talked a bit about you losers

please do not call father jack a zombie. he prefers the phrase "differently alive"
Last edited by Banjocal at Nov 28, 2016,
#34
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Key his bimmer when you leave
Sit naked in the driver's seat.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#35
Quote by StewieSwan
What should I do first?


I met Rabidguitarist and Deliriumbassist, and we talked shit about various UG'ers. I think they've both left now, but I don't think it was my fault. I also met DinkyDaisy a different time, she has also left, and I also don't think that was my fault.
#36
Quote by Minkaro
I met Rabidguitarist and Deliriumbassist, and we talked shit about various UG'ers. I think they've both left now, but I don't think it was my fault. I also met DinkyDaisy a different time, she has also left, and I also don't think that was my fault.


Awkward silence.
(somewhere off in the distance a dog barks)
#37
Ha I met him before u

Have fun I'm sure you will eat delicious food
cat
Last edited by guitarxo at Nov 28, 2016,
#38
Quote by Minkaro
I met Rabidguitarist and Deliriumbassist, and we talked shit about various UG'ers. I think they've both left fully decomposed in the lime pits now, but I don't think it was my fault they started it. I also met DinkyDaisy a different time, she has also left, and I also don't think that was my fault totally coincidentally built a massive reinforced concrete sex dungeon that you can only access from inside my basement just before.
Sounds legit
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#39
Quote by Minkaro
I met Rabidguitarist and Deliriumbassist, and we talked shit about various UG'ers. I think they've both left now, but I don't think it was my fault. I also met DinkyDaisy a different time, she has also left, and I also don't think that was my fault.


I semi lurk.

I think we also met PullTigerTail?
#40
Gary <3 twice, actually.

Thought I saw treborillusion one time in Croydon high street but the face weren't big enough.

Don't think I've met anyone else tho
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
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