#2



That's a digit
Today I introduced myself
to my own feelings
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#10
If I don't get at least one phone call I'm gonna be disappointed. Looking at you Josh
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#14
555-867-5309
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 30-26
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2016: 8-8
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 0-0
#15
Hi, my name's kalypto, I like sunsets, walks on the beach and splashing about in puddles, I'm looking for someone who will feed me, take me for walks and maybe even let me sleep on the bed. I have many skills including barking at other people, chasing woodland creatures and sniffing strangers butts. If you are interested call me on 0123-888-NOT-A-DOG.
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
( )_( ) signature to help him gain World Domination



Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall
Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#18
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"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#19
Quote by sam b
Hey John, you got my money?
some, but i owe my sister some money cause she bought tickets to see regina spektor
superman is killing himself tonight
#20
867-5309
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#22
1800-666-free candy and puppies

ask for the premium package, and enter your social security # at the tone.

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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The usual routine is to ban these accounts. I hope in the future, one day, the collective hive-mind will be able to trace down the identity of the person(s) who coded this spam-advertisement, and make first contact with them. Learn about them. Their dreams and desires as children, and what they were reduced to in maturity. Do they care for music? For love? Perhaps it's all a cryptic message sent by an alien looking for connection...


https://soundcloud.com/95dank

#24
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
I've only received 2 texts. I'm disappointed in yall


hang on

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I an evety characyer in this story
#26
Can someone hook me up? I'm thirsty as fuck, into Nerd Shit and can cook a mediocre noodle soup
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#27
Quote by Banjocal
Can someone hook me up? I'm thirsty as fuck, into Nerd Shit and can cook a mediocre noodle soup


are you a giver or a taker

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I an evety characyer in this story
#28
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
are you a giver or a taker
A bit of both but I tend to prefer to give I'm generous like that
#29
Quote by Banjocal
A bit of both but I tend to prefer to give I'm generous like that


yeah sorry no ty

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#30
867-5309
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#31
Screenshot these bad boys or it didn't happen!
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#32




e-married to Jack (bladez)
Last edited by ESPLTDV401DX at Nov 29, 2016,
#33
oh damn I changed the title of the other thread without noticing that this thread was a thing

my bad
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#35
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But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
867-5309
Too late
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The terrible 2000's radio rock playing over the speaker in the pub next to me in this shopping center I'm working in


The joke is that my avatar is half of Colin Mochrie's face, hence, semi-Colin. Brilliant, huh?
#37
FUCKING FIX THIS TITLE
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I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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^ I'm sorry your highness I forgot that I'm subhuman. . .

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