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#2
now this is just silly lyle you're being a silly
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#4
fwiw "zip" is an acronym that stands for Zone Improvement Plan
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#8
Blimey! These chips look a tad like a gutted bellend how brilliantly wonky that is. I bet you'd fancy you'd just sod off you bloody wanker of a tosser! OP you dodgy ponce of bollocks, all you are a bunch of fanny's, I'm gonna go put my arse on the loo, so go shag off bugger, get out of my face ya chap
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#12
Gotta say, working night shift helps me realize these things.

Like how stupid it is that you call a sandwich a butty lmao.
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#13
I love biscuit.
Like, what is it? Is it a pillsbury soft buttery and flaky biscuit? A cookie? A crisp? Or a ladys' snatch?
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Gotta say, working night shift helps me realize these things.

Like how stupid it is that you call a sandwich a butty lmao.


that's only people in the north and only when it contains chip sausages or bacon i think
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's like comparing cancer with a headache

I guess. A headache is temporary and reversible, whereas Brexitoma is probably permanent.
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#19
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that's only people in the north and only when it contains chip sausages or bacon i think


A butty is just a sandwich in general tbh, doesn't matter whats in it.

There's a whole other thread here on North/South divides that I think might be lost somewhat on our transatlantic cousins.
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#21
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A butty is just a sandwich in general tbh, doesn't matter whats in it.

There's a whole other thread here on North/South divides that I think might be lost somewhat on our transatlantic cousins.


ive never heard of a cheese butty tbh
#22
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ive never heard of a cheese butty tbh




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I love biscuit.
Like, what is it? Is it a pillsbury soft buttery and flaky biscuit? A cookie? A crisp? Or a ladys' snatch?


Remember if she doesn't shave it's a whisker biscuit!
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yeah i love having a PM nobody voted for whose only apparent aim is to see how much shit she can get away with to make literally everything worse while there's no viable opposition party
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#26
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I love biscuit.
Like, what is it? Is it a pillsbury soft buttery and flaky biscuit? A cookie? A crisp? Or a ladys' snatch?


If a cookie is chewy, a biscuit is crunchy and crumbly
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A butty isn't just a northern thing. We have them in Wales too. There's debate over what constitutes a butty. I usually only refer to it as a butty if it contains bacon. If ham/cheese etc it's a roll. Burgers go in a bap or a bun. A sandwich is two or more slices of bread.

Of course in Wales a butty or butt is also your friend "he's my butty" or "oh butt, what's occurring?"

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#28
In new zealand you don't just walk up to someone and ask if you can bum a quarter.
#30
those brit ones are all wrong. Only chavs in council accommodation call postmen postlords. Ruperts fingers? sounds gay.
#31
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those brit ones are all wrong. Only chavs in council accommodation call postmen postlords. Ruperts fingers? sounds gay.

I love that of all of them, you didn't choose to acknowledge "Her Majesty's Sugar Barnet" or "The Battle of Gridlington."
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A butty isn't just a northern thing. We have them in Wales too. There's debate over what constitutes a butty. I usually only refer to it as a butty if it contains bacon. If ham/cheese etc it's a roll. Burgers go in a bap or a bun. A sandwich is two or more slices of bread.

Of course in Wales a butty or butt is also your friend "he's my butty" or "oh butt, what's occurring?"


Fucking chip butty mate
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yeah i love having a PM nobody voted for whose only apparent aim is to see how much shit she can get away with to make literally everything worse while there's no viable opposition party


I stand by Theresa May and you should too. That is our prime minister elected or not just like our Queen. The general masses always want more and more democracy. Due to excessive benefits with the underclass/working class people, too much democracy would be dangerous as these people would have opinions that would be dumb - not good for the middle classes like you and me.
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Fucking chip butty mate


Shit. Yeah you're right fella.

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#37
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I stand by Theresa May and you should too. That is our prime minister elected or not just like our Queen. The general masses always want more and more democracy. Due to excessive benefits with the underclass/working class people, too much democracy would be dangerous as these people would have opinions that would be dumb - not good for the middle classes like you and me.


you definitely read the daily mail
#38
Quote by Blayney
A butty isn't just a northern thing. We have them in Wales too. There's debate over what constitutes a butty. I usually only refer to it as a butty if it contains bacon. If ham/cheese etc it's a roll. Burgers go in a bap or a bun. A sandwich is two or more slices of bread.

Of course in Wales a butty or butt is also your friend "he's my butty" or "oh butt, what's occurring?"


Woah now, you call a Cheese & Ham butty a roll? I thought a roll was just something really northern people used to refer to a bap/bun?
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#39
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Hood--Bonnet
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Roof--Hood
Transmission--Gear Box
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Impact Wrench--Whirly Gun
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