#2
No
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#6
1: don't pour milk in first
2: don't eat cereal that has no substance and therefor floats giving you not jsut the illusion of lots of cereal but a really bad cereal/milk ratio that ends up being an inefficient mix
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#7
This would be closer to being funny if the reaction was more genuine and you didn't pour the milk first like an asshole. Sometimes a simple 'ah' is a lot more effective than 'AGGHHSPLURGWATRUDOING'
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#9
i do not pour huge bowls of cereal & milk because i am not a disgusting glutton.
#10
It has several times, and each time it almost made me cry

Also pouring milk first is just wrong
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#11
Great, now I want Reese Puffs
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#13
The solution is actually much simpler than the others havs suggested. Grow up and stop eating cereal.
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#15
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The solution is actually much simpler than the others havs suggested. Grow up and stop eating cereal.
Am currently eating cereal directly from the bag like a Philistine
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#18
Haven't had a proper bowl of cereal since I was probably 12. Which was 13 years ago.
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#19
It's not like the spoon fully submerged I mean he could get it out easy peasy why's he crying.
#20
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Great, now I want Reese Puffs
REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS
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#21
That has never happened to me because I'm not a fucking spaz.
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#22
I haven't eaten cereal in years, right now it's coffee/tea for breakfast on work days, cooked breakfast on weekends.

when I did, I never got floaty cereal and never put the milk in first. also used larger spoons so the spoon couldn't really sink the whole way in anyway
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#23
i have, on bad mornings, put the milk in first, but i dealt with the consequences.

you reap what you sow.
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#24
How much milk is in that fucking bowl?

Also, I only eat muesli and stuff like that like a disgusting grown-up
#25
Quote by jakesmellspoo
REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS




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#27
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Candy? For breakfast??


No man, not candy, reese's puffs cereal™.
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#28
You guys are such cereal noobs, and lol at all the "Mature" people who don't eat cereal fuck you guys. If you were a vet you would know that you don't even use a bowl for cereal you use a cup. That way you can drink the milk afterwords without looking like a dog.
#30
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You guys are such cereal noobs, and lol at all the "Mature" people who don't eat cereal fuck you guys. If you were a vet you would know that you don't even use a bowl for cereal you use a cup. That way you can drink the milk afterwords without looking like a dog.


oh wow that's so clever

you're so clever

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#31
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and lol at all the "Mature" people who don't eat cereal fuck you guys.
For the record, I never claimed I'm too mature for cereal. I just never find myself eating it over, say, scrambled eggs or tacos or something.

But if I had to choose between being told "f**k you", looking like a dog, or acting like a douche like you, then yea, I'll take the "f**k you" lol.
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#32
THB that spoon can still be easily retreived so...
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