#1
1. Make the thread relatable and applicable to everyone. A thread about a relatable topic to all demographics will get people to post in it.

2. Make the thread controversial. Good controversial topics always get people talking - Muslims, Donald Trump, vegans, single mothers, metal being crap are all good topics.

3. Make it a poll. People love clicking on polls and you will funnel the discussion along the route you desire if you include a poll

4. Make them pick a side. This will promote discussion and engage people in pointless arguments with no correct answer so the thread goes on for longer.

5. Make people feel superior. The thread should be making a target of a behaviour or topic that can make feel people more intelligent or superior for example laughing at someone stupid or someone with bad morals so they can post to prove how much better they are.

6. Make the thread relevant to current affairs. If you can include a link to a relevant news story like a recent school shooting or terrorist attack then people will want to post because they feel close to the event and want to share their opinion.

7. Make them click a link or look at a picture (also known as Bradposting). This will draw people in more and after having clicked a link or looked at something, posters will feel more like commenting and sharing their opinion because they've spent some time on it.

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Last edited by EndTheRapture51 at Dec 7, 2016,
#2
In on top-tier shitposting seminar
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#3
1. Crave attention

2. Pick a topic you know will generate shitposting

3. Take a strong stance and then insult people who don't agree

4. Post stats and polls generated by severely biased sources (bonus points if they are decades old)

5. Be a hypocrite but unintentionally

6. Have no life

7. Be ETR
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#4
Dang it Lyle, I am not a number, you can't make me one.
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#5
you should make a constructive criticism thread where you can break down why individual threads fail.

start with any of mine.

probably all comes down to the fact i either ask a yes/no question without much room for discussion, make the subject of the thread about a show that me and ali are the only ones watching, or i get bored halfway through making the OP and just make the thread as is and go to sleep.
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#6
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Dang it Lyle, I am not a number, you can't make me one.


You have viewed and replied to my thread so you are now JC

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#7
Lyle just wishing his mountain of digitalised text counted towards his IQ score still.

the pining, the misery, the absolute zetsubou
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#8
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Lyle just wishing his mountain of digitalised text counted towards his IQ score still.

the pining, the misery, the absolute zetsubou


It's okay I am focusing on my Twitter account now which pays far more dividends

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#11
i'd rather just kill myself
#12
I thought you were kidding. I didn't really believe you when you said you were going to make this thread. Christ, way too many yous on my last sentence.
#13
This is very useful and informative but what I really want to know is, how can I make money from shitposts?
I have nothing important to say
#14
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This is very useful and informative but what I really want to know is, how can I make money from shitposts?


write for buzzfeed

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#15
these are solid rules
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#19
This needs stickying.
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#21
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pickles or cucumbers?
hey, that was my thread.

i think.
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