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Hot dogs
5 13%
Hamburgers
27 68%
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8 20%
Voters: 40.
#1
What is your favourite type of food out of these two options

Hot dogs


Hamburgers

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#2
I like Hamburgers they make me feel happy in my tummy
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#3
My mom often buys packs of hot dogs and feeds most of them to the dogs and it kind of puts me off to eating them, tbh.

They're still great though, but hamburgers are better. Put an egg on dat mofo.
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#5
I like hot dogs, especially all beef hot dogs with chili, cheese, mustard, onions. But they're nowhere near as good as a burger.
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#8
It's a tough choice. I'd say I prefer hot dogs, mostly because I have burgers more often.
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#9
Burgers are much more readily available like...anywhere in this country, so I always make an effort to get a hot dog if I see one on a menu as they're surprisingly rare.
#11
Burger, especially from the nearest place to me that sells them
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#14
Hamburgers but if it's a Nathan's hot dog then I'd go for the hot dog.
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#15
depends

if i'm at a restaurant or i'm making my own, hamburgers all the way

but i'm just walking around the city, downtown and theres a hotdog stand and burger stand, i can guarantee the hotdogs are going to be wayyy better.
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#16
Hot dogs bro, especially chili dogs...in fact I want one right now...goddamn you.
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#17
This isnt really super easy. I mean are we talkin plain dogs and regular hamburgers (no cheese)? I mean in that case I would dog it up cause I hate burgers without cheese.


Now if were talking cheeseburgers vs a regular dog im all burger.

This is where things get super tough though cause you get your loaded dog options like your chili cheese etc... and some of those are strong competition for a cheeseburger IMO. It would have to be judged per example vs a general "this is better"
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#18
hamburger
in part because i'm not a huge fan of pig and it has to be a really good hotdog for me to enjoy, but also jstu cause hamburgers are better
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#19
I went with hot dog 'cause I barely know her.

Nah, for realsies, though, burgers.
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#20
Burgers.
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#21
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I went with hot dog 'cause I barely know her.

Nah, for realsies, though, burgers.

¿Is that why it's called assburgers? Now that's linguistics.
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#22


my grandfather would not understand this question.

in his mind hot dogs are considered a side dish when eating burgers.
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#23
Hamburgers.
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#24
judging purely based on how many mediocre/bad burgers i've had compared to how many mediocre/bad hot dogs i've had, i would say hot dogs are better

but i love a good burger way more than a good hot dog, so i will say burgers
#26
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my grandfather would not understand this question.

in his mind hot dogs are considered a side dish when eating burgers.

K so, your granddad may be an asshole if who I'm thinking of is correct, but that is some pretty great logic imo
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#27
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K so, your granddad may be an asshole if who I'm thinking of is correct, but that is some pretty great logic imo
well, he considers meat to be a side dish to meat for every meal.

making tacos?

better have chili, too.

meatloaf?

better bake a ham as well.

which one were you thinking of? i've told lots of stories about my insane grandfather.
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#28
You have to be more specific when you refer to a relative jakesmellslikepoo perpetually complains about.
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