#1
http://wlos.com/news/local/boy-claims-he-was-body-shamed-by-st-nick
A North Carolina mother wants the local Santa Claus fired after saying things that put her 9-year-old son in tears.
Anthony says Forest City Santa made him cry when he told him to "lay off the burgers & french fries."
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Dec 8, 2016,
#2
Kid should've eaten him.
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#5
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funny how fat kids always have fat parents
Well that's how and why fatto kids get fatto.
#6
after reading it, I gotta say. This story reeks of fake outrage. The kid's lines sound like they're what mom told him to say and it sounds like she's trying to build a case for a lawsuit ($$$$$)
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#8
According to Anthony and his mother, he sure didn't act like a saint.






omfg i hate fat people and their fat kids, she should be ashamed for passing on her pathetic genes to that flubber butt
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#9
Good advice. Give him a raise I say.
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#11
Would you say he slayed him or he "sleighed" him?
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#12
Alternative pic of the kid:

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#13
good thing santa lives in the north pole cause the kid is gonna have to put ice on that burn

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#14
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Would you say he slayed him or he "sleighed" him?
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good thing santa lives in the north pole cause the kid is gonna have to put ice on that burn

ahahaha

Nice.
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#15
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#16
The polar opposite to tears of joy.

That's just awful
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#19
lol @ the Under Armor and baseball hoodies
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#20
kid should've gone full Chrundle the Great on him.

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#21
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lol @ the Under Armor and baseball hoodies

I'm sure they watch a lot of sports from the couch
#22
I have a theory I'm working on. Once I prove it, it will be Mendiola's Fourth Law. It states that every male between the ages of 12-35 owns an Under Armour sweatshirt.

Maybe not. I think I'm way closer to proving that every male in the same age group owns a Superman t-shirt.
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#24
chrismendiola I have one haha but I don't buy them, family members buy me UA stuff because I exercise
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#25
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I have a theory I'm working on. Once I prove it, it will be Mendiola's Fourth Law. It states that every male between the ages of 12-35 owns an Under Armour sweatshirt.

Maybe not. I think I'm way closer to proving that every male in the same age group owns a Superman t-shirt.

I don't have any UA gear except one pair of boxers. I do own a spandex superman shirt tho
#26
damn even the young turks are talking about this lol

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#27
You know what would make a fat kid who's insecure about his weight feel better? Having an article about his weight on the local news.
#28
That feel when Santa body shames you and you've been crying all day and ur mom tries to make it up to you by asking you if you want to go to Mc. Donald's.

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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Dec 9, 2016,
#29
I think Santa calling a kid fat is the very definition of the pot calling the kettle black
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#30
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after reading it, I gotta say. This story reeks of fake outrage. The kid's lines sound like they're what mom told him to say and it sounds like she's trying to build a case for a lawsuit ($$$$$)


right!? what happened to santa's freedom of speech!?
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#31
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I think Santa calling a kid fat is the very definition of the pot calling the kettle black
Yea, but Santa is a fictional character whose image revolves around probably having type 2 diabetes due to a contractual obligation to drink a gallon of Coke every day.
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#32
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Yea, but Santa is a fictional character whose image revolves around probably having type 2 diabetes due to a contractual obligation to drink a gallon of Coke every day.

Wait, what?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#33
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Wait, what?
I may be confusing him with Slash.
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#34
Lol, remember when UG Slash or whatever it was called was a thing.....
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And remember who you are
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And everything must pass
#35
I knew that was just my parents the whole time tbh.

/fedora
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#36
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I saw Santa and Slay and got excited, but this thread is not about the Goldberg film "Santa's Slay" as I had previously hoped.

No bullshit: I saw this thing out of pure happenstance and it was beautiful.


It was around the holiday season I think and I was up at like 5 am, and I never do this but I'm scrolling through TV, and I end up watching this film and loving it. Here's the thing though: I looked up that channel's programming and Santa's Slay wasn't anywhere on it. It wasn't scheduled for the air, this wasn't a rebroadcast of an earlier feature, and it wasn't scheduled to broadcast again. The slot was supposed to be filled with something else.


So out of sheer luck I happened to be scrolling through channels even though I never do it, and out of sheer luck some late, late, late night programmer decides to put this thing on, and that to me is a minor Christmas miracle.