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Rocks
8 24%
Trees
18 55%
JR, versus threads aren't allowed ya goof
13 39%
Voters: 33.
#2
I mean, stones help disperse minerals that those pussy trees need.
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#3
next thread should be about bodies of water and waterfalls
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#5
so this is how the next civil war starts?
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#6
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I mean, stones help disperse minerals that those pussy trees need.


Stones are but a means to the Tree's ends.

#7
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Stones are but a means to the Tree's ends.



Get that nerd shit out of here, dork!
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#8
Trees help us breathe, you can eat parts of them in an emergency and they can be used to build things

Rocks can be used for construction but they aren't edible. Useless.
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#9
Trees, while there are some folks out there making a few guitars out of stone I wouldn't want one hanging on my shoulder.

Next we will be having debates about how much effect the types of stones have on the guitar's tone.
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#11
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#12
I've met more boring trash rocks than I have boring trash trees.
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#13
We have "The Rock" but do we have "The Tree?" I didn't think so. I'll have to go with rocks, only because I like to skip them on water. Just kidding, I'm obviously going to side with trees.
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#14
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aren't edible. Useless.

not even when sautéed in a little mud?
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#15
Trees are made of wood, from which we produce paper, and as we all know:

Paper beats rock

Checkers.
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#17
Rocks are worn down ad infinitum until they're melted back into a whole, like filthy collectivist scum

trees are weaker initially, but exist to reproduce and grow on top of these weak, subservient rocks, which filter water for them to live off. The rocks receive nothing. They are parasites, but ones that don't afraid of the everythings. Only fire can hurt them, but they always return, shat out by birds.
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#18
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Rocks are worn down ad infinitum until they're melted back into a whole, like filthy collectivist scum

trees are weaker initially, but exist to reproduce and grow on top of these weak, subservient rocks, which filter water for them to live off. The rocks receive nothing. They are parasites, but ones that don't afraid of the everythings. Only fire can hurt them, but they always return, shat out by birds.


Acasta gneiss is somewhere between 3.58 and 4.03 billion years old, and thinks they don't make trees like they used to. back in the day, trees used to not be chopped down by apes, and now they're getting chopped down by apes everywhere.

They would also like to inform you that they remember when "all this was just methane and ammonia".
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#20
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You got this forum rockin'.
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#22
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what have I done
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#23
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Rocks are worn down ad infinitum until they're melted back into a whole, like filthy collectivist scum

trees are weaker initially, but exist to reproduce and grow on top of these weak, subservient rocks, which filter water for them to live off. The rocks receive nothing. They are parasites, but ones that don't afraid of the everythings. Only fire can hurt them, but they always return, shat out by birds.


Trees, like larva, spring from the earth, feeding off the fresh minerals vouchsafed through epochs in the hemorrhaging hearts of rolling stones. Their lofty, odious stature dwarfed by the mountains whose alpine meridian marks the triumph of rock over fauna, and water over rock. Rocks stand as the first and last vanguard against the prying ultraviolet above us, and the supermassive mantle below, from the peacock gardens of Ammon to the golden shores of the Marquesas.
#25
I stubbed my toe today.


Bad shit
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#26
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#27
trees are phallic symbols of patriarchal oppression.
Christmas trees, for example, evolved from pagan penis-worship.
we must cut them down if we are to have a more just & equitable society!!
#29
Rush's song about Trees rocks so there you have it.

this thread may get my vote for dumbest of the year and tha's saying something
#31
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haha

but why traditional tho
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#32
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民族主義


我的汉语比你的真好
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#34
It's Rock n Roll, not Tree n Roll
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#35
JustRooster
Only as mad as the average Wisconsinite is for living in such a shitty state.
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