the pit is stranded on an island with no food, who do you nominate we eat first

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#2
I'd happily eat VintageXMetal ............oh wait not what you mean .......never mind
#3
The Blode


Might have to burn his underwear first tho
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#4
We may have to restrain Kristen

If I was still a goat I'd nominate me

Actually, I'm pasta, I nominate me
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#6
i am all skin and bones and not good for eating
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brot pls
#7
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I'd happily eat VintageXMetal ............oh wait not what you mean .......never mind





#13
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y' know i really thought the first few responses were going to be "will lane"


i didn't vote you, because you used my thread idea
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#14
Alright, who's the fattest here?
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#15
Fassa, she'd feed the pit for weeks
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#16
For 1 million USD, I will cut off my dick fry it up for you & you can eat it.
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#17
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For 1 million USD, I will cut off my dick fry it up for you & you can eat it.
i know a german guy who would gladly do it for you
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#18
BladeSlinger

I'm getting so excited that I might just turn down the money & eat it myself.
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#19
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BladeSlinger

I'm getting so excited that I might just turn down the money & eat it myself.
well, the last time that guy tried it he burned it too much and couldn't eat it, so you might want to just do it yourself
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#20
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Alright, who's the fattest here?


Why would you want to eat a fat human? Imagine having to cut that person into pieces, then chopping off the copious amounts of fat just to get to the edible meat. No, wrong choice. Go for the most muscular. They might fight and take a few of us out, but once he/she is down you've got good muscle meat for days.
#21
the brain is the most calorie and fat rich organ, so cranial capacity would factor into it too. I think east Asians typically have a higher capacity on average
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#22
I'm the guy who brought cocaine so don't kill me.
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#23
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the brain is the most calorie and fat rich organ, so cranial capacity would factor into it too. I think east Asians typically have a higher capacity on average


That's how you get kuru and prions though.
#24
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That's how you get kuru and prions though.
Only if it's infected already. You can get kuru from consuming any piece of infected meat, but it's obviously most concentrated in the brain. Many prion diseases aren't even communicable. Human beings have been practicing endo- and exo- cannibalism for quite some time, and prion diseases don't seem to be extremely common.
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#26
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Only if it's infected already. You can get kuru from consuming any piece of infected meat, but it's obviously most concentrated in the brain. Many prion diseases aren't even communicable. Human beings have been practicing endo- and exo- cannibalism for quite some time, and prion diseases don't seem to be extremely common.

you seem to know a lot about cannibalism
#27
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you seem to know a lot about cannibalism
knowledge isn't the only thing im hungry for
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brot pls
#29
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I'd happily eat VintageXMetal ............oh wait not what you mean .......never mind


#31
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#32
don't eat xiaoxi, you'll just be hungry again later.
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#33
Albeit, this is a good question, I would gladly die than eat human meat. Look at the Story of the Donner Party in 1846, or the air force flight 571 on the 13th of October 1972... etc.


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#34
frankowillo, I doubt many would feel bad about it.

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#35
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Cut open his belly and there's still some good food in there nahmean


I'd go for the liver TBH

h4t3 gras?
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#36
We would need prospective victims to fill out a questionnaire first:

1.) Body fat ratio
2.) Recent history of substance abuse
3.) Do they have any diseases? (anyone with a transmissible spongiform encephalopathy is a deal-breaker)
4.) Any religious requirements regarding how to properly dispose of the bones and internal organs
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#37
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We would need prospective victims to fill out a questionnaire first:

1.) Body fat ratio
2.) Recent history of substance abuse
3.) Do they have any diseases? (anyone with a transmissible spongiform encephalopathy is a deal-breaker)
4.) Any religious requirements regarding how to properly dispose of the bones and internal organs
we're talking about eating a person and you're concerned about respectful treatment of remains.

need them bones anyway.

throw em in a pot with some water

baby you got a stew goin
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#38
I worked with an actress, once, who was being casually interviewed while I was photographing her (annoying).
She was asked the usual "Who would you want with you on a desert isle?" and she thought for a second and said, "dspellman, my photographer, here."
That surprised the interviewer, who followed up with, "Okay, so what do you look for in a man when you select them? What about dspellman makes him attractive?"

"He's nicely marbled."
#39
You guys would have a blast cooking me.
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#40
I have a nice recipe for fried childrens buttocks.
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