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an ex girlfriend
28 90%
option 1
14 45%
Voters: 31.
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#2
so you gonna fuck up her wedding and play annoying shit like chopsticks the whole time or what
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#3
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so you gonna fuck up her wedding and play annoying shit like chopsticks the whole time or what
nah

all i have to play specifically is canon and make you feel my love. the rest of it is up to me.
#4
you should play and sing Gig in the Sky as your ex is leaving
#5
you should not show up

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#6
You should play a cocktail jazz version of Somebody kill me from The Wedding Singer.
#10
The bride is the woman who is getting married.
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nah

all i have to play specifically is canon and make you feel my love. the rest of it is up to me.
No Piano Man?
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#12
Your mother?

Edit: dammit I didn't see the poll. My suggestion was legit
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#14
do this until they make you leave.

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#15
I'm sure you can create a piano version of this

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#16
So what songs are you playing, brah.
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#17
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So what songs are you playing, brah.


cut my life into pizza
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#18
Knowing you, you'll probably just drop the piano off the roof so do your best to hit the groom, okay?
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#19
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cut my life into pizza
this is my plastic fork


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#20
Here are some more suggestions

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#22
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you should not show up
i am under contract, that would play out very bad for me
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do you have any feels for her? i know a bit personal but
nah
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No Piano Man?
i am playing the piano, not a pianist
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So what songs are you playing, brah.
canon and make you feel my love
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Knowing you, you'll probably just drop the piano off the roof so do your best to hit the groom, okay?
#24
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#25
Fat Lard
That video reminded me of this song which I hadn't heard in years
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#26
Don't lie tho, I know you were hoping it was me.
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#27
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canon and make you feel my love


nigga i know that i fuckin read the thread but you said "the rest of it is up to me."
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#28
Here is song suggestions:




Then make a toast




When all else fails, play some Cannibal Corpse.
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#30
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nah
ah then have a good 1 man try to get off with one of the many desperate single girls available at the wedding that will luv u for ur piano skil.
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#31
If you're playing in a church, this might be a good route to go... gotta keep it penitential, especially because of all that 'sinning' she was doing with you before getting married to this other dude.

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#33
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#34
the bride is your sister she's marrying your cousin
#35
Will Lane

If you weren't on good terms... I doubt that you would be playing for the occasion. It's cool that you are able to do this for her, after-all... regardless of past relationships, we're all just people trying to do our best and be happy in life. She's just looking forward to having a good day, and you're cool enough to be part of it, and probably collecting a pay-check as well. All in all, I'd call it a good day.
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#36
^thanks, Frasier
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#37
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Will Lane

If you weren't on good terms... I doubt that you would be playing for the occasion. It's cool that you are able to do this for her, after-all... regardless of past relationships, we're all just people trying to do our best and be happy in life. She's just looking forward to having a good day, and you're cool enough to be part of it, and probably collecting a pay-check as well. All in all, I'd call it a good day.
i don't think i have ever seen such a genuine comment in the pit
#38
As his church's cantor, a friend of mine plays quite a few weddings. He loves to play the intro music to Ben Folds' "Evaporated" as a musical interlude -- it's a very charming melody...to a song whose lyrics include lines like, "Oh God, what have I done?" when looking back at his life, and "I poured my heart out; it evaporated."
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#39
A man.
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#40
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i don't think i have ever seen such a genuine comment in the pit


I genuinely meant it when I said don't show up

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