#1
I ripped off her twin tails and replaced them with snails, she walked slowly to class, and fell asleep before she could pass
I popped her button nose gave her a garden hose, she watered her mother's plants, gave refreshment to the ants
No more rosy cheeks, gave her a sweater that reeks, she went on MTV Unplugged, shined and actioned the drug rug
Goodbye glitter in her eye, take all my whoas and sighs, she wanted a simple life, ideals slice like a scythe

Pretty kitty is looking fine, Pretty kitty hides behind a blind
Pretty kitty starts to feel confined, Pretty kitty dancing on a line

I shattered her hour glass said here's a teapot for mass, she served herself a cup, and splashed me in the face abrupt
Snapped her new pedicure, she got my pretty sneer, she only wanted to dance, broken toe nail prance

Pretty Kitty is looking fine, Pretty Kitty hides behind a blind
Pretty Kind starts to feel confined, Pretty Kitty dancing on a line

I tied her twin tails back, billboarded her nose like a tack
Fixed the rosy cheek lack, for her eyes no more flack
Mixing this with that, holed in just like a rat
Sure got the time to think, when I'm the only tap on the sink
#2
You can sure turn a phrase. favs: "Ideals slice like a scythe", "broken toe nail prance", and "I'm the only tap on the sink."
and this one just cracked me up: "she served herself a cup, and splashed me in the face abrupt"
I dig it. ........... abrupt.......
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