Poll: Well?
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Yes #EdgySavior
15 65%
No #MoralRuiner
7 30%
Maybe #Bitch-assPussy
1 4%
Voters: 23.
#1
...punch a defenseless baby in the face as hard as you can to fix all the problems in the Middle East?

Note: By punching said baby, it would be permanently brain damaged and would never be able to function properly in society. It would grow up to be a serial murderer/necrophiliac who is never caught.
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#2
Fuck yeah. In a second.


Would you kill your closest friend to fix world hunger?
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#5
Would I be known for having saved the Middle East or would I be serving jail time shortly after?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
i'd punch a baby without any incentives.

stupid baby.
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#9
I would never believe it would work.
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#10
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Whose baby?


That's the interesting part.

The baby would be conceived by a woman inseminating herself with a mixture of 100 men's semen, you among them. You all look similar, thus making it impossible to determine the father by appearance alone, and genetic testing is forbidden. So for all you know, it may be yours.
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#11
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That's the interesting part.

The baby would be conceived by a woman inseminating herself with a mixture of 100 men's semen, you among them. You all look similar, thus making it impossible to determine the father by appearance alone, and genetic testing is forbidden. So for all you know, it may be yours.
in that case, i must cave the baby's face in to prevent my spawn from carrying on my genes.

sorry, potential son. you need to die.
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#13
whats to say there won't be other problems elsewhere as a result of this
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#14
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That's the interesting part.

The baby would be conceived by a woman inseminating herself with a mixture of 100 men's semen, you among them. You all look similar, thus making it impossible to determine the father by appearance alone, and genetic testing is forbidden. So for all you know, it may be yours.

Then yes
#15
I don't care enough about the middle east to bother.
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#16
So wait, I punch a baby in the face AND I solve world problems?

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#17
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That's the interesting part.

The baby would be conceived by a woman inseminating herself with a mixture of 100 men's semen, you among them. You all look similar, thus making it impossible to determine the father by appearance alone, and genetic testing is forbidden. So for all you know, it may be yours.
idk if thats meant to discourage me from punching the baby but it really really doesnt

really this is just the trolley problem as usual and it's not really any more interesting but yeah punchy punchy
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#18
Is there an option to punch the baby while wearing knuckle dusters so that it dies and is spared the horror of being a brain-damaged serial murderer/necrophiliac?
I have nothing important to say
#19
How exactly does it solve the problem? Or, is that up to our own imagination as to how it will work itself out? It would be hard to convince me to punch a baby for a peace treaty. I'm more 'Trumpy' on this. I'm only punching the baby if I can take the oil.

Jesting aside, I'm not punching a baby.
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#21
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Would I be known for having saved the Middle East or would I be serving jail time shortly after?
My question has not been answered.

I mean I voted way before even posting that question but I still wanna know.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
Can I adopt the baby instead and nurture him into being a good person because clearly his current guardians want a baby to be punched in the face? And why don't we depend on governments to do their jobs instead of me ruining a perfectly good baby boy who I want to feed baby food until he pukes on my shoulder?

His name is baby Adrian. I already bought him a tiny tux.
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#24
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And why don't we depend on governments to do their jobs
jeez, tough one
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#25
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in that case, i must cave the baby's face in to prevent my spawn from carrying on my genes.

sorry, potential son. you need to die.

jake you are a true hero
#26
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jake you are a true hero
i'm the hero we need, something something batman
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#27
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Fuck yeah. In a second.


Would you kill your closest friend to fix world hunger?

yea

he's had it coming for like 12 years
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#29
why have i not seen that thread before brb gonna raid it
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