Poll: get sex get kids?
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View poll results: get sex get kids?
yeah
18 35%
probably
6 12%
probably not
17 33%
no way
11 21%
Voters: 52.
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#1
I'm a staunch "no". Can't imagine having to deal with a little clone of me. fuck that. one of me is bad enough


do you plan on having the sex to produce a tiny human?
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#2
Got one on the way
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#3
noooooooooooooooope

nopenopenope

also, good. we don't need a miniature smarmy dickhead running around with a stupid nose ring.

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#6
Yes absolutely. I got the "wanna be a dad" bug over a year ago or so, so I can't wait. My wife is slowly getting into "wanna be a mom" mode as well.

But we still want like 2-3 more years of freedom. I'm A-okay with having my first when I'm 30.
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#7
yeah maybe

it would be cool teaching it to not be a little shit and maybe help it avoid some of the pitfalls in life i have encountered

maybe that's an unhealthy attitude to have but whatever
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#8
Yeah probably
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#9
I'm planning on beginning to try after I finish grad school. There are times when I think about my fucked up genes, though, and I think, "Should I?"

Then I think about all the dad jokes I'll get to tell and how I'll get to embarrass my hypothetical progenies, and then I'm all like yh.
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#10
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#11
No way
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#13
where's the MGTOW poll option?
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#14
I don't have any strong desire to create a little human, but never say never, &c.
I am single & a student right now, but maybe like 10 years from now, if I have settled down with someone & they wanted a wee little baby, I would take her behind the middle school & get her pregnant.
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where's the MGTOW poll option?


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#16
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heh


Yeah, I'll have my kids kids to deal with soon enough
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#17
Maybe one day, but for now I need to focus on getting my god damn life moving in some kind of direction. So maybe in say, 10 years I'll want to procreate. This is just assuming that I actually succeed in getting a life, of course.
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#18
Yeah, my kids would be cute af and I'd be a good parent
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#20
I'll pretend I know what I'll feel like a decade down the line for sure.
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#21
As of right now, I don't want children at any point in my life. I'll consider it again some other time.

Oh, and no, I don't plan on procreating. I'd rather adopt.
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#22
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having my sisters and nieces live with me put me off the idea of ever having one

She had another daughter a little more than a year ago and tbh I just get really mad whenever I hear the crying. I don't have the patience to take care of a child


It's different when they are your own kids. Tolerance level goes way up. Nobody in their right mind listens to someone else's kid screaming and says... I'd like to put up with that on a daily basis. When the kids are yours, it isn't as annoying. Plus, when they get older, you can make them do crap that you don't feel like doing and call it 'parenting' or something like that.
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#24
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It's different when they are your own kids. Tolerance level goes way up. Nobody in their right mind listens to someone else's kid screaming and says... I'd like to put up with that on a daily basis. When the kids are yours, it isn't as annoying. Plus, when they get older, you can make them do crap that you don't feel like doing and call it 'parenting' or something like that.
TBH, my tolerance of kids is directly related to my opinion of the parents.

So I'd not be able to stand any kid of my own.
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#25
Probably not. I like having nice things and free time, and am on the antinatalist end of things.
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#26
Yes. And I'd do it again. It's in equal measures frustrating and rewarding but totally worth it.

And teaching your kid not to be a little shit and then watching him not being a little shit and actually developing into a good person is the best feeling in the wotld.
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#28
Nah. I don't like kids, and I don't want to be responsible for one. I'm not the kind of person who takes meaning in having kids either, so eh
#30
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It's different when they are your own kids. Tolerance level goes way up. Nobody in their right mind listens to someone else's kid screaming and says... I'd like to put up with that on a daily basis. When the kids are yours, it isn't as annoying. Plus, when they get older, you can make them do crap that you don't feel like doing and call it 'parenting' or something like that.


yeah i highly doubt id feel the same way

currently i want nothing to do with raising a child
#32
I have 3 to terrorize the world.
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#34
Already have and it's not as bad as you think or previous posts here have made it out to be. It's pretty awesome and challenging at the same time.
#35
Yeah sure, kids are cool


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#36
Already did. Raising kind, bright, focused, capable kids is the most rewarding thing I have ever done.
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#37
the thought terrifies me, just because i know right now in this moment i'd be a crap parent who would probably walk out or just straight up off myself

in the future maybe, like if i get to the point where i can legitimately ask myself "should i have kids" and be able to justify it, maybe idk.
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#39
Actually just got a vasectomy today. My dogs and my guitars are my children.
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