#1
I lived mine yesterday when I pocket dialled my dad while i was driving and he was treated to a 15 minute voicemail of me singing enthusiastically along to some System of a Down.

What potential cause for minor embarrassment worries you the most?
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#2
Being heard singing by family members, period.

Would be pretty embarrassing, so I just sing along in the car.

Though I feel like that's sort of restrained me from exploring acoustic tunes I wouldn't mind covering.
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#5
Accidentally clicking the Share button on certain websites.
#6
last week when my parents heard me hitting a bong when I butt dialed

good thing they didn't figure it out

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#7
I fear that I'll be dumb enough to put my phone in an ass pocket, and butt dial someone.

Seriously, there are other pockets in trousers.
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#8
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I fear that I'll be dumb enough to put my phone in an ass pocket, and butt dial someone.

Seriously, there are other pockets in trousers.


It wasn't an ass pocket.
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#9
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It wasn't an ass pocket.
I was referring to moonage.

But you may wish to consider changing your screen lock to something your pocket doesn't know.
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#10
is finding out your 19 year old girlfriend is really 17 a minor fear
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#11
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is finding out your 19 year old girlfriend is really 17 a minor fear


Yes. Especially when you're 34
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#12
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is finding out your 19 year old girlfriend is really 17 a minor fear


not in most of europe

id google "legal age in europe" but don't wanna adam johnson it
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#13
A minor threat.

IDK I dislike the dark but I think that's just an overactive imagination. I tend to repeatedly doubt train times and whether I'm on the right train etc. Maybe I should have more confidence in reality
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#14
I fear that Southampton will lose to Bournemouth (again) tomorrow. This is a perfectly valid fear and I'm fully expecting it to become a reality.
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#15
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not in most of europe

id google "legal age in europe" but don't wanna adam johnson it


well 16 is the age of consent where I live but there's a difference between that and her being 18

because you could sleep with her or whatever but if she is 17 those videos she sent you might get you in some trouble
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#16
scorpions


the band is fine
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#17
falling asleep in your bed without realizing there are spiders, scorpions, roaches, fire ants, etc -- crawling in the sheets... disgusting, foul creatures... nuff said.

heights - I'm weird on this one. I can ride the tallest roller coasters and fly on commercial airplanes very confidently, because those are designed to be safe. But if I stick my head over the side of a high buildings roof top or a tall bridge, etc I'll get really dizzy and paranoid about falling down to my death.
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#19
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teeth falling out

I have a crown on one of my front teeth that has fallen out a few times, and it's never an immediate procedure to get it fixed so I have to run around all snaggletoothed for awhile if it happens. I also have dreams all the time where my teeth fall out. Weird.
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#20
Sending a message on facebook to the wrong person by accident.
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#21
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I have a crown on one of my front teeth that has fallen out a few times, and it's never an immediate procedure to get it fixed so I have to run around all snaggletoothed for awhile if it happens. I also have dreams all the time where my teeth fall out. Weird.
i have the exact problem with the one of my teeth.

i had to go to a new years party like that once.

as a smoker, the gap did make a convenient cigarette holder tho.
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#24
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thinking the sheriff is at your door, you answer it, and there are Christmas carolers
Now, you've had to done something to have that fear.
#25
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thinking the sheriff is at your door, you answer it, and there are Christmas carolers
Now, you've had to done something to have that fear.


brilliant!
#26
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I fear that Southampton will lose to Bournemouth (again) tomorrow. This is a perfectly valid fear and I'm fully expecting it to become a reality.


I can't believe I was scared of those pushovers. I am now absolutely fearless.
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#27
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Sending a message on facebook to the wrong person by accident.


Just tell them it was just a prank, bro.

>yfw
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#28
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I lived mine yesterday when I pocket dialled my dad while i was driving and he was treated to a 15 minute voicemail of me singing enthusiastically along to some System of a Down.

What potential cause for minor embarrassment worries you the most?


That's not so bad when I was about 13 right before I actually bought my first guitar I was on summer break from school and my dad, who never came home early from work, came home early from work and caught me playing air guitar with a tennis raquet along to I believe my Krokus Headhunter album (it was the '80s) needless to say that while I thought my performance was ass kicking my dad was not impressed.
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#29
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Just tell them it was just a prank, bro.

>yfw


frank sucks get better taste fam RT
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#30
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frank sucks get better taste fam RT


Did I just get pranked?
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#31
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Did I just get pranked?


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#32
People finding my account on this website
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#33
~~My greatest fear is a splendid thing~~

~~It's an image of a middle aged me with an earring~~
#34
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That anybody finds out my profile password is "I love the spicegirls".


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#35
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That anybody finds out my profile password is "I love the spicegirls".

I wanna have spaces in my password too
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