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#1
25 years ago a gorgeous milf gave birth to a little emo kid, we know that kid as lyle or ETR, give him presents

The present I'm giving you lyle is listening to in full the My Chemical Romance discography (excluding Danger Days)
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#2
Happy birthday mate

I got you a set of dramatic pictures of science







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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#5
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Happy birthday mate

I got you a set of dramatic pictures of science









the first picture bothers me a lot because it's highly unlikely that an erl would be filled past as immeasurable volume

the second one bothers me because they're covered head to toe but no goggles??

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Last edited by M00NAGEDAYDREAM at Dec 18, 2016,
#7
wow finally a birthday thread on the pit ive been waiting 8 years for this id like to thanks all my good pals

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#8
anyways here's a sexy pic of t swift


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#10
seize the means of production for me

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#11
Happy birthday Lyle I got you a football match.




(This was a really good one too, I'd know because I was there )
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

Last edited by RAB11 at Dec 18, 2016,
#12
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seize the means of production for me

#13
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Happy birthday Lyle I got you a football match.




(This was a really good one too, I'd know because I was there )


i hate you

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#14
Happy birthday, I hope Arsenal win (mostly to further expose Poop Fraudiola) and old man Wenger gets sacked anyway xxxxxxxxxxxx

Also, I got you this goal. It's almost the one year anniversary of it.

I have nothing important to say
#15
*looks back through Newcastle v Arsenal results to find a hi-larious Newcastle win to post here*

Hey, I got you a 'fuck off'
#16
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the first picture bothers me a lot because it's highly unlikely that an erl would be filled past as immeasurable volume

the second one bothers me because they're covered head to toe but no goggles??
they're mad scientists
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#19
Have a good one
o()o

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#20
Hb Lyle. I tried to get you a picture of Poppy but all I could find was this pretty flower so I got you a pretty flower, no homo

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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
This works too I guess



Still don't know wtf I'm watching
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
the second one bothers me because they're covered head to toe but no goggles??
they literally are wearing goggles though you muppet

i got you a documentary to remind you of home
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#23
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they literally are wearing goggles though you muppet




well they're not lab regulation ya cunt

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#24
Happy birthday friend
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#26
HBD Lyle

Listening to this song in your honor

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#27
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Damn.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#28
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This works too I guess



Still don't know wtf I'm watching


this is fuckin brill

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#29
Me and Poppy have the same birthday
My God, it's full of stars!
#30
hbd, bruh

i got you an invitation to come to my house for pizza bagels and listening to me complain.
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#31
happy birthday mate
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#32
25th birthday. As someone who has had many birthdays since my 25th, I cannot give you a physical or digital gift, but I can give you the gift of... Well its not a gift.

ITS ALL DOWN HERE FROM HERE!

You will start to slow down, your hair starts to receed, life doesnt just fuck you with the tip of its dick anymore, it rams the full 12 inches up your ass unlubded. Your knees start to go, you get tired more, then its your back, then you start to lose more of your hair. Your SO leaves you for someone better, you become jaded and bitter. Alcohol no longer helps.Drugs do nothing either.

In short:

Happy birthday!

(Here is a birthday present though. Its a pair of GREAT tits... http://i.imgur.com/gu1np5Y.jpg)
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
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#33
It's lyle's 25th birthday

25 is a number

15 is also a number

15 is the number of characters in Lyle's username

Lyle's username ends with 51, which is 15 backwards

Lyle backwards is Elyl

Elyl has four letters in it

15 - 4 = 11

51 - 11 = 40

That's as many as four tens

Four tens

4 10s

410

410 / 25 = 16.4

Which is 1.4 more than the number of characters in Lyle's name

If you move the decimal point over by one then 1.4 becomes 14.0

14 is one less than 15

The number one

#1

The best

Happy birthday to the best Illuminati clickbaiter
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 73-78
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 2-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 24-7
Last edited by necrosis1193 at Dec 19, 2016,
#34
I present to you, the aluring Cherry Blossom!
Last edited by Pizzafan at Dec 19, 2016,
#35
It was yesterday you don't have to care anymore 😊
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#36
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
well they're not lab regulation ya cunt
Unless you've seen the stock photo laboratory set risk assessment, how can you make that claim?
#37
oh yeah lyle also i got you the second worst member leaving 5h
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#38
Happy B-day, I got you *insert girl band here*
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#39
hvppy bivthdvy




#40
thvnks mvntvrmvn22

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