#2
So...have dozens of kids and then abandom them all to go on a cheap holiday? Sounds good.

But I'm not sure I can trust a company with "Spies" in their name.
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#3
what the hell, this is hilarious

but let's talk reality: why go through all that trouble.... when you could have just worn a damn condom in the first place...
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#5
that's fucking filthy
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