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#1
So. My boss made it quite clear that she wants to sleep with me. I can see this going incredibly wrong and there are so many alarm bells and red flags popping off. But. On the other hand. I feel like this is one of those once in a lifetime things that will honestly lead to a great story. And sleeping with someone 9 years older than me is certainly something that sounds interesting.
Wat do
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#4
Well, if you don't she will get upset. If you do you will disappoint her. It's a lose-lose really. How do you know that she wants to sleep with you? Did she actually say it? She probably doesn't and you are just imagining it.
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#7
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also, is this a "job" job or a JOB job?
like, what are the stakes?

I'm a dishwasher lol. Meh she seems like batshit crazy and I just have a super bad feeling about it but at the same time I feel like whatever happens will be worth the story
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#8
Having an intimate relationship with a coworker or boss is no good. Just sex is fine though.
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#9
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I'm a dishwasher lol.

oh fucking go for it then
#10
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Well, if you don't she will get upset. If you do you will disappoint her. It's a lose-lose really. How do you know that she wants to sleep with you? Did she actually say it? She probably doesn't and you are just imagining it.

She literally told me to leave work and go back to her room but my other boss was there so I couldn't leave work
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#12
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I'm a dishwasher lol. Meh she seems like batshit crazy and I just have a super bad feeling about it but at the same time I feel like whatever happens will be worth the story


DONT FUCKING DO IT!!!!

WOAHWOAHWOAH These are vital details. If you had said this was a fortune 500 job with pension and paid family leave, I would have recommended you commence intercourse. Yous a dishwasher and think she's crazy? REDFLAGS everywhere! This bitch could be playing you for child support. How's her teeth look? Does she smoke? How many kids does she already have? Does she have anything more than a GED?

Fuck no man. Save yourself.
#13
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She literally told me to leave work and go back to her room but my other boss was there so I couldn't leave work


Go back to her room? That probably means that she wants to have a conversation in her office with you about how you should stop staring at her before she fires you.
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#14
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Go back to her room? That probably means that she wants to have a conversation in her office with you about how you should stop staring at her before she fires you.

Nah at the Christmas party she sat on my lap, kissed me, later on she hugged me and started nibbling on my ear and stroking her finger up and down my chest. Normally I'd agree that a human isn't trying to fuck me but this is actually legit
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#15
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DONT FUCKING DO IT!!!!

WOAHWOAHWOAH These are vital details. If you had said this was a fortune 500 job with pension and paid family leave, I would have recommended you commence intercourse. Yous a dishwasher and think she's crazy? REDFLAGS everywhere! This bitch could be playing you for child support. How's her teeth look? Does she smoke? How many kids does she already have? Does she have anything more than a GED?

Fuck no man. Save yourself.

Teeth just look like teeth, she smokes but so do I, no kids and she went to school to be a cook
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#16
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Nah at the Christmas party she sat on my lap, kissed me, later on she hugged me and started nibbling on my ear and stroking her finger up and down my chest. Normally I'd agree that a human isn't trying to fuck me but this is actually legit


She was probably drunk which means that you sexually assaulted her. The only human that is gonna be trying to fuck you is your cell mate.
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#17
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Teeth just look like teeth, she smokes but so do I, no kids and she went to school to be a cook


Fuck it, do it...
#18
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she seems like batshit crazy


I have never known a scenario in which having sex with someone you think is crazy turned out to be a good idea
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#19
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Teeth just look like teeth, she smokes but so do I, no kids and she went to school to be a cook


A culinary degree? Wew lad.
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#20
It would definitely make a great story though. You know. For the police. She is going to stab you, rape you, and then have you arrested for assaulting her. If you're lucky she will just kill you and call it a day.
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#21
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DONT FUCKING DO IT!!!!

WOAHWOAHWOAH These are vital details. If you had said this was a fortune 500 job with pension and paid family leave, I would have recommended you commence intercourse. Yous a dishwasher and think she's crazy? REDFLAGS everywhere! This bitch could be playing you for child support. How's her teeth look? Does she smoke? How many kids does she already have? Does she have anything more than a GED?

Fuck no man. Save yourself.

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#22
Yeah I wouldn't go through with it. Come on man you're better than that.
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#23
Yes, fuck her like a dog!
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#25
Don't do it. If she gives you a hard time about it or fires you, go see a good lawyer.
#26
Here's the thing, trust me on this. It will, in the end, go down badly with her personally. The worst that's likely to happen (and probably will happen) is that you'll have to find another job, and most of your coworkers will find out about the fucking. You'll almost certainly lose her as a future job reference (since she's nuts) and possibly any of your other supervisors if they find out, which is highly possible since she's crazy.

The good news is you'll get some fucking out of this. Hopefully more than once. It could go on for months if she wasn't crazy, but probably won't last too long since she's fucked in the head as you claim. So prepare for eventual major drama with her personally. Treat her well, be very careful of what you say to her and be tactful so as to not offend her or piss her off, and you'll probably get to fuck her a few or several times. In the end, I'd do it, you're a fucking dishwasher, your job doesn't seem very important. I'd honestly try to avoid cumming inside her if you can, and use a condom 100% of the time NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS. The best that will come out of not fucking her is that you get to keep being a dishwasher, the worst job of all-times.
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#27
I'd get it on video and sue the company for sexual harassment.

That settlement is better than old lady sex
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#28
dont do it
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#35
Line up a new job, then do her in the butt.
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#36
Correct me if I'm wrong but you're in Colorado on the basis of landing this job?

Think about the consequences of your actions.

Are you more likely to get fired for sleeping with her or not? That is all that matters.
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#37
knocking off your boss is kinda like getting a promotion if you don't perform your screwed
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#38
Do it. For me. Sex with my boss/professor is on my bucket list. But I'm in a monogamous relationship so just tell her to call you Christian the whole time through so I can vicariously knock this off the list.
#39
I really wouldn't suggest doing someone for a story's sake, especially in your position where you have everything going on for you. But if I told you not to, then the story would stop becoming uniquely yours, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Correct me if I'm wrong but you're in Colorado on the basis of landing this job?
lol nah, dude lives in a national park in Canada and I hate him for it cause it's beautiful.
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