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#3
I'm disputatious, emotionally inconsistent and mediocre in bed.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#4
Im too confident and put out a strong sexual aura thats hard to resist so sometimes I can be overwhelming to some of the chicas but its all right ladies cause Im just a teddy bear.


Its a curse really.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#7
Dik 2 big
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
-Douglas Adams
#8
I'm aloof, emotionally hard to read, reclusive, and I like memes.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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^ I'm sorry your highness I forgot that I'm subhuman. . .

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Normani
Normani
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#9
Quote by Prototype4342
Dik 2 big


Right?


Its like youre an easel.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#10
Appearance and personality.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#11
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Appearance and personality.

Hey, at least you {to be determined}
#12
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Hey, at least you {to be determined}
I'm going to go with 'my lottery ticket for Friday hasn't matched nothing yet.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#13
I'm not fun at parties I guess.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#14
My answer is the same as my one for why bitches love me. I'm perfect. Even 10/10 girls think I'm out of their league and feel inadequate around my august prescence.
I have nothing important to say
#15
i have male version of resting bitch face
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
( )_( ) signature to help him gain World Domination



Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall
Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#16
I'm not going to buy you dinner
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#17
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I'm not going to buy you dinner

also this
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
( )_( ) signature to help him gain World Domination



Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall
Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair
#18
Quote by k.lainad
I'm not going to buy you dinner
There's a very big difference between me being genuinely willing to pay someone's dinner and someone expecting me to do so.

EDIT: Although I've never went on a date with anyone expecting me to pay for whatever; I assume mostly terrible people do that and I naturally keep them away.
#19
Quote by kalypto
i have male version of resting bitch face

Pretty sure I do too. I take a picture and feel like I'm smiling but I mostly look like I'm scowling.
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
-Douglas Adams
#21
I bet you'd have a lot more luck if you quit referring to the things you do as heteronormative.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#22
Quote by JustRooster
I bet you'd have a lot more luck if you quit referring to the things you do as heteronormative.


yeah that shit b creepy.


Reddit gold for days tho
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#24
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obscure, intimidating taste

"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
-Douglas Adams
#25
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laugh it up brother, i've been told this. not like bands they've never heard of, but throwing around savant language and references, forgetting or not caring that most people don't know what i'm talking about.
So basically you're a pretentious cunt?
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#26
it's cause i'm ugly and have a bad personality
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 
#27
To follow up on my answer from the other thread, it's because of the chaining to the radiator and the brutal fucking... it offsets the charm and goofy personality in a bad way, or at least that's what I thought she said with my dick in her throat.
I'm just a kickin' and a gougin' in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#29
negative creep
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#30
bcuz I hate myself and most things around me

~im a negative creep and I'm stoned~
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#31
when i show disinterest in them it tends to repel them
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#32
drooooooooooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#34
Wear crocs
Gear:
- ESP LTD MH-50
- Strandberg OS 7
- A cheap fender strat knock-off not worth naming
- Garageband
- Boss GT-1
- Potato
#35
Quote by JustRooster
I get hit on with regularity.


you forgot to mention you live next to a brothel.
#39
I don't ever work with women or anything, so no chances to get hit on

but I know they be checkin' me out
My God, it's full of stars!
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