#1


I am obviously Florida.

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#2
gogole
old jersey
whats truck
Madness house in middle of street why



sc got their priorities right tho
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#4
Pizza Bagel song sheet music

I fucking love Pizza Bagels, bro.
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#5
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Really? The most googled thing in Rhode Island wasnt "gogole"?

Well I'll be damned!
#8
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yea but were just havin a laugh stewie
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#9
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dis iz y trumpf wun
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#10
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fake news

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#11
I'm the "jet pack in real life" state, whatever that is

I've tried doing the San Andreas cheat code for it numerous times but it doesn't work pls help I want jet pack
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#12
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I'm the "jet pack in real life" state, whatever that is

I've tried doing the San Andreas cheat code for it numerous times but it doesn't work pls help I want jet pack

That "state" is the Commonwealth of Kentucky.
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#13
Can you use jet pack in real life to cook kentucky fried chicken?
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#14
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Can you use jet pack in real life to cook kentucky fried chicken?

Of course. I do it for lunch daily.
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#16
Why doesn't dog lay eggs

Asking the real questions
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#17
KY TBH
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
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Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#18
real talk what's the difference between trees and wood?

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#19
I'm probably Kentucky - Where the Fuck is my Jetpack? LOL -
My Current Mains
- 1996 Fender Jag-Stang with EMG Pickups
- 1998 Fender Jaguar with Cool Rails
- 1982 Hondo Paul Dean II (DiMarzio Super II X2)
- 2010 "Fender" Jazzmaster (Home built)
- 2013 Squier VM Bass VI (stock)
#20
wtf is fruit soup
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
-Douglas Adams
#22
Dictionary torrent I almost want to send them a dictionary for free out of pity. Jesus fucking Christ
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#23
lmao

why are lions always mad

dr oz wizard of oz related

top thread Lyle
My God, it's full of stars!
#25
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real talk what's the difference between trees and wood?

woods are trees, but over there, trees are wood right here, and woulds are coulds when you can't.
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this is your brain

this is your brain on RT

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Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
#27
We dont look up a bunch of recipes in Georgia!

*checks search history*

Okay, nvm that last statement
#28
Quote by JackSaints
Can you use jet pack in real life to cook kentucky fried chicken?


it wouldn't be fried then
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#29
wtf is a porbo?
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#31
bicycle demolition derby

yes please
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#32
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lol @ Washington.


Their sentence isn't surprising tbh
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