Poll: What's the longest you've been without a fap?
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1 day
1 3%
1 week
6 19%
1 fortnight
5 16%
1 month
7 22%
3 months
9 28%
6 months
0 0%
1 year
0 0%
Over 1 year
4 13%
Voters: 32.
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#1


What do you think of the NoFap movement? Can it cure social anxiety and give you more energy and improive your life? how long is the longest you've gone without fapping?

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#2
Placebo chakra for people with extensive reddit post counts. #JerkIt
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#3
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Can it cure social anxiety and give you more energy and improive your life?

Probably, but I like porn

And with porn, comes b8n
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#5
I don't give a fuck.

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#6
my friend is really into this. he goes like 60 something days without fapping then breaks his streak in a wet dream or something and starts all over again. all i've noticed is he's more emotional and horny all the time. he says it's really changed things for him though. it's definitely good for people who do it too much.
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#7
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all i've noticed is he's more emotional and horny all the time. he says it's really changed things for him though.


Consistently subjecting yourself to blue balls to make you a more moral person is basically a sicker version of whipping yourself for jesus. At least you could accidentally get off to whipping yourself.

hmd on these clogged up creeps. I wouldn't want to chill with a dude who couldn't hang without having to constantly tuck his shit up in his waistband at the slightest glimpse of some woman's lower back. It'd be like middle school.
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Last edited by JustRooster at Dec 23, 2016,
#8
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Consistently subjecting yourself to blue balls to make you a more moral person is basically a sicker version of whipping yourself for jesus. At least you could accidentally get off to whipping yourself.

hmd on these clogged up creeps. I wouldn't want to chill with a dude who couldn't hang without having to constantly tuck his shit up in his waistband at the slightest glimpse of some woman's lower back. It'd be like middle school.
nah it makes sense. back in the day like 1 million years ago, the humans that would fap to the alphas making love would be the betas, and the alphas would get their nut off by actually looking for girls to make love to. the point isn't to build up semen for your semen bank, it's to stop self-loathing patterns and start improving your love life, and it works.

also, with respect to your edit, are you saying you would only chill with guys that masturbate? :L
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#9
It made me feel a bit more confident and my anxiety didn't kick in as much as it did before, even though I lasted for about 2 weeks before giving myself the good ol' five knuckle shuffle.
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#10
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also, with respect to your edit, are you saying you would only chill with guys that masturbate? :L


Incriminating question. I'd only want to chill with dudes that could be cool around women. If my friend's main reaction to the opposite sex was to swell up like a teenager and be emotional, I'd probably not want to hang out with him much. Or ever.
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#11
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Incriminating question. I'd only want to chill with dudes that could be cool around women. If my friend's main reaction to the opposite sex was to swell up like a teenager and be emotional, I'd probably not want to hang out with him much. Or ever.
oh well then we're in agreement. but NoFap doesn't do that to you... my friend isn't like THAT, he is just more open about his emotions in general, less anxious (his words) and more horny. he's actually better with girls since he started.

also, less porn = more love. this is true. porn is the death of human connection in the bedroom, especially if there is an addiction to it.
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#12
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he is just more open about his emotions in general



Sounds pretty gay, tbh.
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#14
Pretty sure I what needs improving in my life has nothing to do with strokin the gofer. Honestly the fixation on that just seems like a red herring. Although I understand porn addicts might feel differently, but that isn't the same thing really.
#16
Masturbation is good for you. Doctors recommend doing it once a day

I'd argue the problem is excessive porn consumption not masturbation
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#17
Not jerking off for more than a couple of weeks is a complete placebo effect of energy, high testosterone, etc.
the benefits of not choking the chicken have more to do with refraining from porn and not desensitizing yourself. The physical benefits, like slight confidence boost and better aggression in the gym, boxing, sports, etc is about 2 weeks in, after that it's just masochistic practice.
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#18
there's a negative correlation between how busy I am & how often I masturbate.
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my friend is really into this. he goes like 60 something days without fapping then breaks his streak in a wet dream

tbh I would rather masturbate than be having wet dreams.
what am I, going through puberty??
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Pretty sure I what needs improving in my life has nothing to do with strokin the gofer. Honestly the fixation on that just seems like a red herring. Although I understand porn addicts might feel differently, but that isn't the same thing really.

yeah, I don't understand what I'd gain from denying myself that release. other than wet dreams.
if I was watching porn everyday, maybe I'd be like "eyy, I am a creepy weirdo who cannot talk to the woman, I should stop lol."

only get my rocks off while i'm dreaming
Last edited by neidnarb11890 at Dec 23, 2016,
#19
Probably around a fortnight. I wish I could say I'm not that sexed but if I don't do it at least once a day I fear that my testicles will explode.
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#21
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What do you think of the NoFap movement? Can it cure social anxiety and give you more energy and improive your life? how long is the longest you've gone without fapping?
Do the effects of not fapping for 6 months include an inability to actually light a shot properly for a video, or has he always been a shit cinematographer?
#22
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i don't even fap that much anyway

low sex drive innir ;|


do you take pictures of girls feet on the bus

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#23
no but i look at their butts
#24
like a few months once.

was a little bit more productive just because I wasn't spending any time on porn & just went to bed at a reasonable time instead of staying up an extra hr(s) messing about with myself.


pretty fine in mood after the first few weeks, especially as I ended up working out constantly to relieve some tension.
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#25
Why deny yourself one of life's few pleasures? 5 faps a day keeps the doctor away!

Also I once went about 11 years without fapping.
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#26
Quote by neidnarb11890
there's a negative correlation between how busy I am & how often I masturbate.

tbh I would rather masturbate than be having wet dreams.
what am I, going through puberty??
Godess Marina teaches us that having wet dreams is ok, aslong as they are for her (and we donate to help her build the Temple after each dream)

also, here is a profound video on the law of attraction.

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#27
I thought it was super unhealthy to do that stuff for longer than a couple of weeks. Longest has been a couple months because I was living with a refugee dude in a confined space a couple years back. Couldn't say it made me anything but frustrated.

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Longest has been a couple months because I was living with a refugee dude in a confined space a couple years back. Couldn't say it made me anything but frustrated.


You could have just jerked each other off
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#29
I went three months one time because I was really busy and didn't have internet.

I could go long periods without jerking it but I get so bored. That's really the root cause.
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#30
i use it as a tool when i need to either focus or get to sleep

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#31
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i use it as a tool when i need to either focus or get to sleep
i hope i never have to sit an exam next to you.
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#32
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i hope i never have to sit an exam next to you.


you do it before the exam

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#33
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you do it before the exam
oh. i wouldn't mind sitting an exam with you.
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#34
You might do it before the exam
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#35
Also how did he make a video about not masturbating last 19 minutes jesus christ
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#36
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You might do it before the exam


When I was in high school there was this dude who sat next to me in the back of an english class who just whipped it out one day and started stroking it. It was disgusting.
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#38
hate to blow your load but after about a week and a half you're not benefiting anything. its about build and release. repeat.
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