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Russell Westbrook - "Execution"
0 0%
Russell Westbrook - "Bro, what are you talkin' about, man?"
0 0%
Marshawn Lynch - "Yeah"
2 29%
Marshawn Lynch - "I'm just here so I won't get fined"
0 0%
Mike Tyson - "Fuck off"
2 29%
Jim Everett fights Jim Rome
1 14%
2 29%
Voters: 7.
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not the best of all time but as good as it gets these days


and not a sports interview but still great

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not the best of all time but as good as it gets these days

Shame they cut his mic. The NBA could use some beef between athletes.

Speaking of which, here's another gem.

Free Ali
Roy Keane, when asked what difference being captain made, said "It just means I have to go for a toss before the game".

EDIT: "Toss" is UK slang for wank.

EDIT 2: "Wank" is UK slang for masturbate.

EDIT 3: Because in the UK, the captains of each team go to the centre circle before kick off, and the referee tosses a coin to decide which team has kick off, or which goal they kick towards first. So, if you pick heads and heads comes up, you get the choice between having kick off or defending the goal of your choice first.

I'm not sure this was worth it.
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Gotta love that guy. Throws a microwave at a teammate and acts like it's just whatever. "Yeah, but he shouldn't have done what he did." He's just so goofy and unaware of anything.
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I watched this in real time and it was so hilarious

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers's first head coach John McKay had some great ones too (The expansion Bucs team is the worst team in the history of the NFL)
Q: "What happened out there?"
McKay: "Well, we didn't block...but we made up for it by not tackling"

Q: "What do you think of the execution by your offense"
McKay: "I'd be all for it"
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