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#1
tell me about your ups and downs with tinder (they will mainly be downs but they funny 2)
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#2
I installed it on my phone, which was a bit of a downer, but then I deleted it the next day, so that's good
#3
once i managed to have a conversation for about 2 hours before she stopped replying
#4
phone apps

browser versions

most dating sites
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#5
I prefer to meet women in bars that are drunk enough that they are willing to lower their standards.
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I installed it on my phone, which was a bit of a downer, but then I deleted it the next day, so that's good


Pretty much my experience. All I saw in my area were 2/10 whales, highschool sluts, and mature women who are not MILF quality. I just can't get into the random meeting up AKA online dating trend. It has its merits and I respect you if you met your soul-mate or whatever on an iPhone app, but it's not better than going up to randoms at a bar or a club IMO
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#8
Never using it
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#10
install
talk to a few girls
change phone and stop talking to them for 6 months
install again
meet girl with mutual friends
drunken naughtiness
cut off all contqct with everyone for 6 months
now
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#11
>not using UG to meet a woman you eventually marry

Fucking plebs
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#12
i've met 2 girls from tinder and it was pretty awkward and they looked nothing like their pics and were boring. it's not good for serious dating imo
#13
Met a girl, she asked me to get her food so I thought "sure why not". Hungout with the girl for a bit nothing happened.

Next day she asked if I wanted to hangout again so I thought sure, maybe something will happen. Nothing happened, she was really really shy.

So another day passes and I decide to go again but this time she comes out with a friend, I'm introduced and oddly enough they talk outside for about an hour, I'm bored out of my mind and start tindering again, so she finishes talking to her friend, she hops in my car, doesn't say anything for a bit and decides to give me a hand job. But it was a really lame effortless job
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#14
didn't use tinder
didn't talk to anyone
didn't have sex

10/10 would never uninstall
they're coming to take me away
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I installed it on my phone, which was a bit of a downer, but then I deleted it the next day, so that's good
this exactly
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#17
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I met my girlfriend on Tinder. We'll have been together 2 years in February.

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fit?
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#18
Once hooked up with a girl in a wheelchair on Tinder. she was actually pretty cool.

Another time I hooked up with a girl who was a pizza delivery driver. So, I was mucking around on Tinder, we matched, I didn't message her, that night I get home and decide to order pizza. Turns out she was my pizza delivery driver. So after she delivers pizza, I just go like "fuck it" and start talking to her. She later came around and watched a movie and we made out a bit. I then get her into my room, but I couldn't get it up.....so we talked for a bit, and it turned out she was super super boring, so I started thinking of ways to get her out. I started showing her videos of sitar music on Youtube, but she wouldn't take the hint, so I started telling dead baby jokes....she still wouldn't leave, so I pretended to fall asleep, and then she finally got up and left.
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Once hooked up with a girl in a wheelchair on Tinder. she was actually pretty cool.

Another time I hooked up with a girl who was a pizza delivery driver. So, I was mucking around on Tinder, we matched, I didn't message her, that night I get home and decide to order pizza. Turns out she was my pizza delivery driver. So after she delivers pizza, I just go like "fuck it" and start talking to her. She later came around and watched a movie and we made out a bit. I then get her into my room, but I couldn't get it up.....so we talked for a bit, and it turned out she was super super boring, so I started thinking of ways to get her out. I started showing her videos of sitar music on Youtube, but she wouldn't take the hint, so I started telling dead baby jokes....she still wouldn't leave, so I pretended to fall asleep, and then she finally got up and left.


yeah she totally seems like the boring one
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yeah she totally seems like the boring one

Actual excerpt from some of our conversations:
"What sort of music do you like? I'm into Alt rock and prog mostly"
"Oh, anything really"
"Oh cool, who's your favourite artist at the moment?"
"No one really"

Repeat ad nauseum
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#21
Ups: realizing early on that I didn't like it, funny stories of people I know accidentally swiping right on each other and being awkward about it, rating people's profiles

Downs: listening to other people discuss tinder strategies at parties, hilariously clueless racists
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#22
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Actual excerpt from some of our conversations:
"What sort of music do you like? I'm into Alt rock and prog mostly"
"Oh, anything really"
"Oh cool, who's your favourite artist at the moment?"
"No one really"

Repeat ad nauseum

Maybe she was bored with you and trying to get you to take the hint, and when you pretended to fall asleep she sensed the opportunity to leave without hurting your feelings
#23
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Maybe she was bored with you and trying to get you to take the hint, and when you pretended to fall asleep she sensed the opportunity to leave without hurting your feelings

Maybe, no real loss either way tbh
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#24
Anyway, Tinder is meh. I've met a couple girls from there. Problem is you usually have to talk to someone for a couple of days until they're comfortable enough to meet you then you don't have much to talk about once you meet.
#25
I do enjoy being able to judge dozens of people so easily tho so that's a
#26
Oh, and I'd say the attractiveness of girls on Tinder has taken a nosedive in the last 6 months or so, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's on its way out
#27
Tinder is sort of dying off, because no one takes it seriously. Bumble is pretty cool, I've used that before, and I like how it removes the guesswork about who should message who first.
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#28
i haven't really had much success, but there aren't exactly a ton of people in my area. I'm also super short, which is probably a deterrent. I talked to one girl for like a week, and she was really cool. Invited her to have coffee with me but she bailed. apologized the next day, and I said the offer was still there but no pressure. I think we exchanged a few messages, then she stopped replying. I sent a follow up one like 10 days later just to make sure cause she was pretty cool. Like, I didn't even care if she was in to me romantically or not.

other than that I basically haven't had much of anything happen. I got a Bumble but have got even less there.
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#29
I just upgraded my phone so maybe I will install tinder.
I made an okcupid profile & it's weird 'cuz people in my age bracket/geographical location are either super fucking boring dorks with no future or ivy league grad students.

but one of my best friends is in a pretty serious relationship with a grrrl he met via the internet, so I can't knock it.

I was messaging this one grrrl & I thought things were going well, but then she stopped responding??

advice???
maybe I'm the new messiah.


#30
Bumble I've found is better if you actually want to go on proper dates and stuff, rather than just bang. My last tinder date was a 27 year old nympho, she literally would jump on tinder each night to find some dude to hook up with. She was good fun, but she also seemed kinda lonely, which was a bit sad.
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I was messaging this one grrrl & I thought things were going well, but then she stopped responding??


/onlinedating

Expect this to happen a lot. Just move on, there's too many women to devote any time to just one of them.
#32
I've just acquired a phone that can actually run tinder so I might have to give it a go sometime. Give me tips, o alpha tinder users.
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#33
JackSaints

If you just wanna bang, swipe right on everyone and see who you match with. 90% of women won't message first and the 10% that do are uggos and you can just ignore them if they message you.

When you actually do match with someone that interests you, open with humor. There's a built in gif message button. That usually works well. Bitches love gifs. Spend enough time to talk about interests to figure out where to set up a date, but not so much that you have nothing to talk about when you meet.

Also, give it time because you'll need a few days of being up on the service for people to get to your profile.

OH! Also, if a girl has a bunch of picture posted sideways they're probably ugly, so rotate the picture and look at the proper way before you swipe
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JackSaints

If you just wanna bang, swipe right on everyone and see who you match with. 90% of women won't message first and the 10% that do are uggos and you can just ignore them if they message you.

When you actually do match with someone that interests you, open with humor. There's a built in gif message button. That usually works well. Bitches love gifs. Spend enough time to talk about interests to figure out where to set up a date, but not so much that you have nothing to talk about when you meet.

Also, give it time because you'll need a few days of being up on the service for people to get to your profile.

OH! Also, if a girl has a bunch of picture posted sideways they're probably ugly, so rotate the picture and look at the proper way before you swipe


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#35
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Anyway, Tinder is meh. I've met a couple girls from there. Problem is you usually have to talk to someone for a couple of days until they're comfortable enough to meet you then you don't have much to talk about once you meet.


that's not actually true, i thought it was at first

i matched with this paestinian girl yesterday who is hot and i decided to make the joke 'i wanna do you like the jews are doing your country' and she just said 'pahahah' and then i said 'ok sweet friday it is then.. but we wont go that far obv we can just go for drinks' and she said she's busy on friday but that i'm funny, and now we're arranging to meet up past NYE. tbh i think long conversations on tinder are really empty and they don't have defined ends, it seems better to just bond and then arrange to meet if you like how eachother seem
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JackSaints

If you just wanna bang, swipe right on everyone and see who you match with. 90% of women won't message first and the 10% that do are uggos and you can just ignore them if they message you.

When you actually do match with someone that interests you, open with humor. There's a built in gif message button. That usually works well. Bitches love gifs. Spend enough time to talk about interests to figure out where to set up a date, but not so much that you have nothing to talk about when you meet.

Also, give it time because you'll need a few days of being up on the service for people to get to your profile.

OH! Also, if a girl has a bunch of picture posted sideways they're probably ugly, so rotate the picture and look at the proper way before you swipe


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#38
What's theven weirdest thing you guys have said on tinder that got a positive response?
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What's theven weirdest thing you guys have said on tinder that got a positive response?


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What's theven weirdest thing you guys have said on tinder that got a positive response?
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