#1
Certain people when they do a group shot of like 100 guitars, they have shag carpets and Christmas sweater looking couches in their living room?
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#2
2. people who buy guitars can't afford tasteful interior design

3. people who like guitars are almost universally children who like the pretty guitars and have no taste in interior design

4. all musicians are poor. Rich musicians don't count. they can only afford to live in the mediocre houses that you see people on Tumblr posting from america living in, because the average wage there doesn't allow for nice sofas. see Kyle Kinane's discussion of the weed/sofa house-party for further details tl;dr you don't just "buy" a sofa

5. the guitar, THE MOST PHALLIC OF INSTRUMENTS, is clearly the sex dream of the snare drum and the log of wood, as used by the africans when the first hollow tree trunks became drums. It is a symbol of male sexual control and, in tandem with the WOMAN'S HIPS of the acoustic guitar, representative of PATRIARCHY. under patriarchy men are in charge and they are terrible interior designers, ∴ they have terrible houses and nice guitars

6. per point 5, no women play guitar, and all women are interior designers
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#3
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#5
Because guitar collectors are generally pretty hippy and live laid back lifestyles, and are usually broke becuase they're addicted to purchasing every guitar they see.
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#6
God these responses are killing me guys..
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