#1
i dont like beign rdrunk its weird i can barely walk
this house is bitchin
#3
Alcohol is cool

Drugs are bad m'kay
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#5
Last time I was drunk was at a mate's party and I spent the whole time talking about Frusciante and his solo albums. Fuck that was wild.
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#6
Lightweights.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Meh this is why I only drink once in a while.
Dank herbs all day everyday
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#9
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Last time I was drunk was at a mate's party and I spent the whole time talking about Frusciante and his solo albums. Fuck that was wild.


homie omar + frusciante is some of the best shit ever

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#10
It's not for everyone

However I've had about 4 and I'm nice
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#13
ltes gte werid
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#17
drunk people are so boring

and they always do that thing where they pretend they can't spell when they type cause they think it's funny
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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#18
K33nbl4d3

People never know I'm drunk when I type, they just think I'm really fucking angry.
Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.